Official Ump Yours logo: No-one to get it. Where are Skippos, Teacups and Mike when you need them? ffs.
I heard a rumour that Arheiner's mother was a bit promiscuous in her youth. Can anyone confirm these allegations?
On a slightly more serious note, I think this is about as good as you're going to get without joining the Stingrays.
Guys the thread now has over 17 replies in it, Cribb will now get bored of it as it has matured too much.