I don't give a fuck. My 8 year old daughter won the netball game I took her to this morning, controlling the game superbly with the C on her bib, displaying outstanding pivot technique and natural sporting talent she inherited from her old man. The mighty Mermaids came from 4-2 down to win 5-4 in the final play.
And she didn't score one of them because she obviously inherited her father's hand eye uncoordination.
She played there last game and dominated with 4 goals. Gotta mix it up and give the other girls a go.