I'll get us rolling: PSL (SA top flight) interviewer, post match, interviewing the coach whose team just lost 3-0. "Coach, today's performance....what is your losing formula?"
Jimmy Greaves: "Geoff Hurst had a hammer in his left boot and good left feet are like bricks of gold." So many shite commentators out there who've said stupid things. Basically, just post a transcript of anything Ron Atkinson or Andy Townsend have ever said in here.
Brendan Rodgers to love this thread. http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/live...ntly-cringeworthy-brendan-rodgers-quotes.html http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ad-scratching-quotes-by-the-liverpool-manager http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/apr/02/brendan-rodgers-david-brent-quotes-quiz
“He can’t kick with his left foot, he can’t head a ball, he can’t tackle and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that he’s all right.” Georgie Best on...? “He covers every blade of grass, but that’s only because his first touch is crap.” Dave Jones...? “Football is the working class ballet.” Johnny Speight (through Alf Garnett) “Football is a game in which everyone gets hurt and every nation has its own style of play which seems unfair to foreigners.” George Orwell "If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain advantage, then he bloody well should be.” Bill Shankly on the offside rule "Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I can assure them that it's much more impotant than that.” Shanks again (tongue firmly in cheek)
"Tranmere will never be able to compete with Liverpool and Everton. They’re big liners like the Queen Mary, but I see Tranmere like a deadly submarine." - John King. Legend.
"This is the ball," George Curtis, English football coach, introduces his first session with Norwegian team Rosenborg. "Hey, slow down mate." Odd Iversen, Norwegian striker, replying to Curtis
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry 'I make Townshend sound competent' Venison.
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