There's two things you never ask Cribby - why the site when down, and when is some goddamn simming gonna happen.
There are no things that you should ask Cribby. He'll either send you to do your life-long research to find out the answer, or cockblock you from a thread - depending on his mood.
Whatever happened with the vCash possibly getting us real life money....? I remember there was a page somewhere.