Ice Hurricanes: owned by Eds, who cheated Flack out of his valuable vCash. It's virtual money mate. You sold your dignity and all respect for some virtual cash. I hope it was worth it. CricSim Mighty Ducks: They named their team after a Disney movie/cartoon. The only part of the name that wasn't inspired by Disney was "Cricsim". It's CricSim, you Disney losers. Get it right. As if the name wasn't bad enough, they decided to steal the logo and jersey from Disney. It's like taking candy from a child. Fail Coons: Name says it all. Except it doesn't. They're two time champions. Make up your fucking minds. Ice Pumas: Look, Flack runs the show around here. He also runs this club. You'd think with him at the helm, they would have won something by now. Mighty Sharks: So I don't know what to say, they obvious took the "Mighty" bit from Disney too, but then they attached it to the word "Sharks", which makes this slightly less fail than the Mighty Ducks. However, their stadium, and possibly their name was inspired by Jaws. Jaws was a great white shark. Great white sharks live in waters between 12 and 24 degrees Celsius (thank you Wikipedia). Jaws would die on an ice hockey rink. To whoever came up with the name of this team, please do some research.
Seahacks: the fact that I was able to make my post, go to sleep for eight hours and come back without anyone caring for the fact that I intentionally missed out this club is really sad. Of course, their club is owned by Hughesy and features Gemmell on the lineup. The only thing that is a plus for this club is the presence of Astele. Unfortunately, I still don't see the Seahacks doing well, so they must be really dire.
