PF: GARETH WEAVER (6'11'', 253 lbs) Known for his ability to do just about anything, Gareth is the star player for the staches and in the league. Household name all around the world this fleet footed assasin brings the drop set back to the dance floor. Proficient in all facets of the game Gareth is averaging 23ppg, 9rpg, 1.5spg and nearly 50% from beyond the arc. The north side will be hoping he doesn't embarras them too much when he unleashes the beast.
SG: Alistair Son (6'5'', 210lbs) (alistair telling his mother as he receives the call from coach Vince) Many would have seen Cap'n Cock pushing for this spot but Alistairs ability to do everything other than scoring better than Cap'n sees him retain his starting spot. Averaging 23ppg, 8apg, 7 rpg and 2 spg Son will be a handful when the team can be bothered not giving the ball to Weaver
C: Aaron Hunt (6'11, 260lbs) Aaron looks rather fierce but is often known for going easy on opponents in the regular season. He has the potential to be a 30ppg, 15rpg, 3 bpg monster if he decides that him and Cambo just play 2 man ball for the pandas. Sadly his parents brought him up with the wrong attitude of sharing which sees the pandas sitting just in the playoffs.
SF: James Torres (6'9'', 207lbs) Most stylish player in the league, averages a cool 20 points and is a league leading defender with 9 rpg and 2 spg. With so many star offensive players expect to see Torres not touch the ball much but he will provide some forousciousness on defense.
PG: Lewis Carson (6'3'', 200lbs) Our general averages 17ppg with nearly 10apg. Considered by many to be the bench mark for an elite point guard. Will look to establish many plays with his fellow staches Torres and Weaver
6: Cap'n Cock (6'7'', 212lbs) (Cap'n at an autograph signing) Leading scorer in bballsim with 27ppg to go with 6rpg and 4apg. Will be looking to score alot of easy buckets once the first rotation of players comes off. Easily in the top 5 players in the league just doesn't fit the system.
7. Jake Taylor (6'8'', 222lbs) voted best looking by the other bballsim players Jake has been riddled with alot of out of basketball problems. Sex scandals and court cases have stopped him reaching his potential but the crowd still love to see him play. With nearly 20ppg and 10rpg he will be an effective player ensuing that hustle is maintained once he gets onto the court.
8. Brett Hall (6'11'', 229lbs) *absent from photo taking due to personal issues* This lanky 6'11'' power foward has been down on production this season not that he would worry too much with his team being on top of the table he still averages a double double in points and rebounds.
9. Eliot Witters (6'4'', 200lbs) another top 10 player denied the chance to shine for south because of the plathora of shooting guards in the league. Already averaging 19ppg, 5 rpg and 5 apg at 14 this child has no bounds. Greatest should be heading his way
10. Teddy Tiger (7'1'', 280lbs) In the side for his defensive presence, averaging 11rpg and over 3bpg the fans love his enthusiasm and pure hate for the other teams players. If you were hoping for a star player to get injured this is your man to make it happen
11. Luke Lukic (6'7'',230lbs) Luke had to face many challenges in pre season like would he hold out Schaw for the starting SF spot at the pandas, not only did he do this with ease he has probably been the most reliable player at the pandas this season with 18ppg and 6rpg expect Luke to go about his work with great effeciency and effectiveness.
12. Dirk M. Diggler (6'7'', 240lbs) The stats do lie about Dirk, when he is on his game he is an unstoppable player as he has showed in the last 5 colts games. If he showed more consistency he would be well up the pecking order hopefully this purple patch is only a glimpse of things to come
