BREAKING NEWS: Rego cleared of corruption charges

Discussion in 'Seasonal Rugby' started by CricSim Sports News, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. CricSim Sports News New Member

    Breaking news this hour on CricSim Sports News; our sources understand that Rego has been cleared of the corruption charges against him. Chief News Reporter Swan Brianson is currently tracking him down for an exclusive interview which we hope to bring you at some point, and we'll bring you more on this story as it develops.

    Now for a quick look at tomorrow's headlines:

    Baxter is a cunt - Cricsim NotW
    Fiery: I'm so lonely, I wish someone would just give me the hug I'm so desperate for - Crisim NotW

    And don't forget to tune in for our exclusive feature on Raide, as we track his competition with MrPrez to see who can make the most posts in a day on CricSim that nobody else on the forum gives a shit about.

    Join us after the break.
     
  2. maximin DJ Edwards

    That was alright hahah:)
     
  3. Cevno IV Narang

    Will stay tuned after the break only if Natalie Sawyer is the presenter tbh.
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2012
  4. Escath LE Schaw

    Wot.
     
  5. Fiery GR Smith

    Must. Not. Feed. The. Troll
     
  6. MrPrez CM Dyer

    "And don't forget to tune in for our exclusive feature on Raide, as we track his competition with MrPrez to see who can make the most posts in a day on CricSim that nobody else on the forum gives a shit about. "

    Including me.
     
  7. maximin DJ Edwards

    Haha prez u funny Kent
     
  8. Athlai JJD Heads

    :laugh:
     
  9. Cribbage RG Cribb

    This was a perfect situation in which to use "Fy" - no way Fy would've opened this thread if you didn't type out his name.
     
  10. Eggman DA Eggman

    CS Herald have some competition.
     
  11. Hurricane JD Hurricane

    I think you should infract people who use the full word and don't use FY.
     
  12. Fiery GR Smith

    lol. You're probably right but I'm not going to stop using that technique for browsing.

    Fuck it...now that I'm here I'll feed the troll:

    Dear Cricsim Sports News,

    While you were so bored and lonely and in need of some attention you went to the effort of creating a cowardly multi to post one of the lamest, weakest, most pathetic, unfunny, stupidest troll posts even seen in the history of the internet...whilst you were feverishly masturbating and sniggering with glee at your own perceived cleverness after hitting the submit button...giving yourself high fives and dancing round your grubby bedroom in your parents dump I was swanning over to Germany for a long weekend, shagging my perfect 10 wife 3 times a day...being the opposite of lonely and receiving more than my fair share of hugs.

    Ironic?

    Love Fiery

    PS: May a seagull crap on your fish and chips then your grandmother's colostomy bag burst and spill their contents all over your family photo albums.
     
  13. Mousey AJ Son

    I find it funny that Prez and Raide have become the forum laughing stock because they ifs like each other haha. Throw Harps in there too haha
     
  14. CricSim Sports News New Member

    We at CricSim Sports News pride ourselves on our journalistic integrity, which includes giving a right of reply to those we run features on.

    Worth it.
     
  15. maximin DJ Edwards

    Haaaha so funny
     
  16. PaulFromOz PF Oz

    This didn't make sense???
     
  17. maximin DJ Edwards

    This just keeps getting better
     
  18. Fiery GR Smith

    Is this your work maximin?
     
  19. maximin DJ Edwards

    No I'm not that good of a writer in case you havnt noticed
     
  20. Fiery GR Smith

    Yeah it's a pretty special piece of journalism alright
     

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