Fail Coons

Excellent, I will love you forever.

 

This pains me because I love you so much,
But WTO'd.

 

WOW I am cut so deep right now. I'm reasonably confident I will never recover from this. And what's worse I can't stop loving you, it's like that eminem song.

 

So you love the way I lie?

Thats song is bullshit anyway, if Rhianna likes the way it hurts why isn't she with Chris Brown anymore?

 

no she'd be with you, you heartless man.

 

Awesome, when's she arriving?

 

Before you, you son of a gun you.

 

I was gonna say when is she coming, but I thought I'd be leaving myself open...


Like I left your mum open last night, ZING!

 

Fixed :ninja:

 

Well it's a 2 way street as they say.

 

I have heard that said about certain parts of you.

 

Not just certain parts.








I don't even know what that means.

 

I'm pretty keen not to know what that means to be entirely honest. Although that being said, I sure am glad it is true.

 

My brain is quite dead at the moment so don't expect my posts to make complete sense.

 

I wouldn't want them to. This is the Tartmaster I first fell in love with all that time ago. Back when you where brain dead in that coma.

 

Ah yes, I've heard stories about how everyone took turns sodomis......umm....comforting me. ninjai

 

It's great how you never take very long in the bathroom...

ftr by bathroom I mean toilet.

And by that I meant number two's, because you are so loose...