*Official* Ravens Press Releases

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  1. Flash JP Thornton

    LOL Skippos you shit little pissant
     
  2. Farny AP Farnsworth

    If we're totally honest, the Ravens are a dying club...
     
  3. Henry Marshall H Marshall

    Says the guy who has never been in the sub forum? From what I've experienced thus far the Ravens sub forum is just as active if not more than the Pumas.

    We'll be fine.
     
  4. Verigoat S Verigotta

  5. Cribbage RG Cribb

    He's just bitter we beat his team in the Care Cup. :p
     
  6. Henry Marshall H Marshall

    The irony being that he cares. :p
     
  7. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    More people care about Stacker than the comp you won, TBH.
     
  8. Farny AP Farnsworth

    Who's Stacker?...
     
  9. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Exactly.
     
  10. MatthewJay TA Miokovic

    Skippos is a leech that needs to be burned.
     
  11. Farny AP Farnsworth

    The care cup I posted in the match thread for the final to deny.
     
  12. Kylez KF Tait

    More of these press releases should be done IMO, makes it better.
     
  13. Incey BC Jacobs

    :rave:ns
     
  14. Marto RK Fittaman

    Cant you keep this in the Ravens sub forum?
     
  15. Incey BC Jacobs

    Its binary overloaded, not much room for much more. :p
     
  16. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Full Story: Admiral Meister's Leadership Challenge

    By Online Raven's correspondent Xexy Meister
    Posted Thur Feb 11, 2010 11:53pm AEDT
    Updated Fri Feb 12, 2009 12:04am AEDT

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    Challenger Xexy Meister has threatened to win over 9000 Meister Shields in a row if he unseats some guy in a possible Raven's leadership overhaul tomorrow morning.

    Mr Cribb has put his leadership on the line by failing to select the fully fit, fully sexy Xexy Meister for the opening 2 Meister Shield rounds despite Meister's reputation as the greatest forumer in the history of the universe.

    Admiral Meister has confirmed he will run if a spill is called after the initial show of hands in the party room.

    Speaking at his luxurious beachside penthouse this lunchtime, Admiral Meister said he was offering to stand because 'It's ****ed' and 'doesn't represent the views of the majority of Raven's members.'

    "The reason I'm doing this is because I believe that the decision, or the reported decision, did not reflect the views of the majority of people throughout Australia about this issue."

    He said he would withdraw support for the current 'post for points' statistic protocol if elected as leader, and would seek to send the legislation back to a Senate committee for more scrutiny.

    Admiral Meister has said he wants the legislation passed by the end of the week before Meister has to go back to school.

    Admiral Meister denied suggestions he was not a legitimate leadership candidate.

    "I wouldn't be standing here if I didn't want the job," he said.

    And he said he was "quite sceptical" on the matter of Colesy's sexuality.
    "The jury is still out."
     
  17. Andato BJT Manera

    :) Top stuff. Last comment was gold.
     
  18. Flack SA Flack

    Pumas' one is going better now with the new guys coming in. Still not back to it's old glory days of being the most active yet though.
     
  19. McGrath JE McGrath

    This could leave Cribb free to come to the Vipers next season.
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2010
  20. Skippos SM Morgan

    Good article :) Will be interested to see what happens
     

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