We were winning when I was playing. I set up goals. I'm not there too score. I let you try and take the glory. If you were less crap it would make my job heaps easier... Seriously though, I haven't been that bad, have I.
Okay we'll break this down True, we've won 3 from 4 when you played although that's more to do with other players going well (ie Theos 5 goal haul in R1) rather than anything you do. Epic lies, 0 Assists. Actually you are, you're actually scoring 20% of your shots, the down side being that you're only averaging 1.25 shots a game. Well that's your first mistake, I'm ****ing shit. Yes.