Empty just like your teams passion more like it, you want to be what the RD are - immense, awesome, sexually attractive to all, strong, skilled and smart.
Who would want to be a donkey? Honestly. A donkey is something that people whack with sticks at birthdays, something that is ridden in the middle east as substitute for its greater animal the horse. Its a nothing FFS. Plus its 'rainbow'. So I will ask again who wants to be a gay Donkey when you can be one of the fastest most fiercest animals in the whole world an Eagle. YOU AND YOUR ****ING CLUB ARE A JOKE!
Umm, a Donkey is a honest and hard working animal. We don't have to try and make ourselves sound buff by having an ultra he-man name to mask our homo-erotica in an attempt to seem more masculine than what we truly are. Please, bukkake yourself in our glory while swallowing the remains of your clubs fail.
Recipe for making the Donkehs: Take one table spoon of fail from the Sharks. Take 2 cups of fail from the Storm. Pour 3 cups of fail from Souffs Shake (don't stir) until ready, then add some sprikles of gay.
When you mix the only 2 BC Jacobs medal winners about 5 people who got the best player in their respective positions. and 12 others who came in the top 4 for their positions your bound to win!
