Utah Jazz

Kanter yes, Hayward maybe if the offer's decent. Most of the other trades, nah, Favours and Jefferson are staying. And probably keeping Millsap, though still considering trading him (Will get back to you late on that one Benny.)

Mostly looking for a decent SF ATM.

 

Mousey's helping me currently.

 

Meant to say Probably keeping.

 

Decided I'm probably keen to let Millsap go if the offer's good enough. SG's and SF's take priority.

 

Trouble Brewing in Utah

A 1-8 start after very little in the way of off-season movement has put the Jazz in a bad spot, causing many fans to already be calling for new General Manager Ar Heiner's head. The little-known eccentric has already caused controversy after trying to sign Louis Armstrong to turn the team around, then going berserk after finding out that the famous musician had been dead for over 40 years, and then finding out that his second choice as a new SF, Bleeding Gums Murphy was fictional, his secretary reported him to the police after having Hot Wheels thrown at her from across the office. He then compounded issues by making remarks about the "Rednecks that call themselves fans" and stating that he had every intention of moving the team to Mexico and renaming them the Guadalajara Burritos for next season.

When asked for comment from his secretary, we received the reply ."He's insane. It's clear that he's got the mind of an 8 year old and knows nothing about basketball. Or Jazz. I only hope that by some divine intervention we can turn this around, get some new players in and improve. But I don't see it happening under this madman, who evidently things that Millsap is a shooting guard, judging by his tactics."