Round 1 - Cyclones v Warriors at The BOM (Complete)

3 goals in the space of 4 minutes. Crazy stuff.

 

Killerz WAG

Cheeky assist as well

 

Min. 32 : (cyc) SDR_Laing with electric pace
... He eases past DG_Speirs
... BI_Immanuel slides in to knock the ball out for a throw-in

Min. 32 : (war) MJ_Edwards looks around for some movement
... He sees a man in space!
... He hits the ball up to JA_Chewie
... S_Masters with an awful challenge
... He could be off here!
... G_Dalglish reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... YELLOW CARD!!
... I think he was lucky to escape with a caution!

Min. 36 : (cyc) DG_Dafter looks for options
... He knocks the ball across to G_Furball
... G_Furball hits the shot with the outside of the right foot!
... But he got that all wrong

Min. 37 : (war) LV_Himann spits at G_Furball
... He could be off here!
... G_Dalglish reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... YELLOW CARD!!
... I think he was lucky to escape with a caution!

Min. 37 : (war) SM_Morgan is hurt
... He's receiving some treatment now
... He looks like he will continue

Min. 40 : (war) LV_Himann turns past the defender
... He sees a team mate in space
... He passes it to DA_Astele
... DA_Astele unleashes a pile driver !
... But he's missed it!
... He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Min. 41 : (war) BOY_Blunder cuts inside SDR_Laing
... He worked that well
... But K_Fung slides in

Min. 43 : (REF) The board goes up indicating that there are 4 minutes of time to be added on

Min. 43 : (war) LV_Himann gets the ball on the wing
... He slides the ball past the defender!
... He has some space now!
... SDR_Laing reads it well
... This boy is a quality defender
... The crowd sing his praises

Min. 46 : (cyc) SDR_Laing plays a clever one-two with his team mate
... He runs towards goal now
... SDR_Laing sees JHF_Howe off his line !
... But JHF_Howe punches it away

Min. 47 : (cyc) SDR_Laing loses BOY_Blunder
... SDR_Laing with the drive!
... JHF_Howe is beaten!
... It hits the bar!!
... And goes clear

 

Fuck we're dominating this!

 

Min. 37 : (war) LV_Himann spits at G_Furball
... He could be off here!
... G_Dalglish reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... YELLOW CARD!!
... I think he was lucky to escape with a caution!

Very lucky to still have 10 men on the pitch

 

Is it me or does that not make sense?

 

************* HALF TIME ****************
Half Time Score:

Cyclones - 1

Scorers: CJ_Laing (26)
Booked: S_Masters (32)

Warriors - 2

Scorers: S_Bakkum (23,26)
Booked: LV_Himann (37)

 

I chipped it onto my own head obviously.

 

. Blatantly sliced a volley straight up

 

Min. 46 : (war) BA_Storer loses his marker
... BA_Storer sends it flying towards goal!
... AJ_O'Neill makes himself big and wins the ball

Min. 49 : (cyc) K_Fung has it now
... He takes on MJ_Edwards
... He gets past him!
... He puts in G_Furball!
... G_Furball with the punt towards goal!
... He miskicks the ball
... He's managed to put that out of the stadium

Min. 51 : (cyc) SDR_Laing backtracks with the ball
... He hoofs the ball up field
... S_Masters gets on the end of it
... S_Masters with the header !
... GOAL !!
... Hammered home!
... The Cyclones fans chant his name!
... It's all square now!
... Cyclones 2-2 Warriors ...

Min. 51 : (war) S_Bakkum has it now
... He takes on JH_Ridd
... He gets past him!
... He puts in LV_Himann!
... SDR_Laing makes the challenge and clears the ball

Min. 53 : (cyc) S_Masters with the mazy dribble
... He takes it past MJ_Edwards
... S_Masters keeps his head down as he hits the shot!
... JHF_Howe saves it
... Good goalkeeping

Min. 56 : (cyc) JH_Ridd nutmegs BI_Immanuel, he continues to run forward
... JH_Ridd has his eyes on the goal!
... He fires the ball goal ward!
... JHF_Howe with a great save
... He shows why he is the number 1

Min. 58 : (war) BOY_Blunder finds LV_Himann in acres of space
... LV_Himann gets up high for the header !
... But it clips the post and goes wide

Min. 59 : (cyc) CJ_Laing nicks it past the slide tackle skilfully
... He only has going for the goal in mind!
... CJ_Laing throws himself at the ball !
... He manages to reach the ball
... It's well wide!
... 9 times out of ten he would have scored that!

Min. 60 : (war) SP_Phlegm comes on for JA_Chewie and takes up a AM role

 

Fucks sake, this game should be dead and buried by now

 

I should have put us 3-2 up.