Btw Glory Gardens is sort of similar to this, except that the players aren't u13's obviously, and the players are determined by you instead of randomly made up. Oh and an extra thing - I'm not likely to use joke/random names beyond Meer Kat, so if you really want to be a part of the story, I'd change them. You're allowed to edit your entries unless they've already been used (which, at this point, applies to just 3).
Because I've decided that having to fit more dumb names/famous people/puns will make the story feel unrealistic. Rapeej is still passable though, although I'd think he'd be better as a bat.