Brad Fittler sucked Phil Goulds dick purple monkey dishwasher

Discussion in 'The Cesspit: Rugby League Discussion' started by KimmorleyKiller, May 6, 2011.

  1. KimmorleyKiller XX Meister

    So this new guy started at work tonight, and we got talking about footy with another bloke at work. He knew his stuff, obviously a fan of the game.

    We got talking about famous people we've played against, and the conversation went something like this:

    NEW GUY: What would you say if I told you Phil Gould & Brad Fittler are gay?'
    ME: I'd probably question you're sexuality if you're dreaming up erotic scenarios between Gus & Freddy.
    NEW GUY: Yeah most people say that. Fittler blew Gus off once.
    ME: How do you know that?
    NEW GUY: My uncle is Ricky Stuart. He walked in on them when he played for Canberra. That's why Ricky & Gus hate each other.

    As far as I'm concerned, this total stranger has more credibility than Bec & Buzz, so I believe him 100%.
     
  2. Incey BC Jacobs

    you support melbourne so you hella jelly,
     
  3. Julian BJ Taylor

    WOuldn't surprise me at all.

    Ricketson did it all the time.
     
  4. Incey BC Jacobs

    Ricketson got his dick sucked by my friends mum. true story.
     
  5. Julian BJ Taylor

    While sucking on Gus's wang?
     
  6. Incey BC Jacobs

    Dont think she would touch Gus, was quite the milf.
     
  7. Old Mate M Perry

    Can most definitely believe considering the massive faggot Cock Tickler is.
     
  8. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    I've heard so many times that Gus loves the cock. And Freddy is a piss wreck so it doesn't surprise me.
     
  9. jazman84 JM Eightyfour

    Yeah, a bloke I used to work with said the same stuff about Gus and that Matty Johns didn't mind going both ways either.
     
  10. Julian BJ Taylor

    Sort of like the Bruce McAvaney and Ian Thorpe relationship that was covered up.
     
  11. Alec AD Funkotron

    You know, now that I think about it, Brad Fittler always talks about how big someone is on the field. Like 80% of his commentary is on that. Actually Gould does it a lot too.
     
  12. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Never going to be able to listen to the commentary the same again.
     
  13. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Brad Fittler has never put Phil Gould's penis in his mouth.
     
  14. Lukic L Popovic

    Jamal Idris

    ...

    Biggest human being in the world.


    Mandingo.
     
  15. KimmorleyKiller XX Meister

    You calling this guy I don't know a liar?
     
  16. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Not neccesarily, what I am saying is Brad Fittler has never put Phil Gould's penis in his mouth.
     
  17. Old Mate M Perry

    I think he did.
     
  18. SM MD Dorn

    :laugh:
     
  19. Julian BJ Taylor

    HAHAHAHA.
     
  20. Magic AJ Parker

    Would make more sense if the story was changed to '03.... just sayin
     

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