Game 3 - North v South (completed)

Going to do this in an hour or so. Had planned to do it earlier but the wife got all needy and that.

 

Good timing, will just be finished before the Man City game then.

 

So about that hour or so... :ninja:

 

Min. 3 : (sth) BA_Storer skips past a challenge and gets over a cross to BC_Jacobs
... CJ_Laing with a perfectly timed tackle

Min. 5 : (sth) BA_Storer takes on SDR_Laing
... He runs past him
... Driven towards goal by BA_Storer !
... CL_Warrington won't get to that!
... GOAL !!
... Pick that one out!!
... South have snatched the lead!
... North 0-1 South ...

Min. 6 : (sth) SP_Phlegm loses CJ_Laing
... AJ_James is late with that one
... There's no place in the game for that kind of challenge
... He is warned by HG_Emm
... It’s just a warning

Min. 7 : (sth) HJ_Bots beats JE_McGrath
... It looked like he pushed his marker
... "Play On!" Waves HG_Emm
... HJ_Bots with a screamer of a shot !
... CL_Warrington makes a great save
... But he can't hold onto it!
... He gathers it at the second attempt!

Min. 8 : (sth) BA_Storer sidesteps his marker
... JE_McGrath makes the challenge and clears the ball

Min. 13 : (sth) SP_Phlegm finds his way through
... His quick turn fooled JE_McGrath
... LV_Himann with a bad challenge
... That looked malicious

 

Edit- Doesn't matter

Terrible start by the North

 

Min. 19 : (sth) BA_Storer twists his ankle!
... He isn't going to continue!
Min. 19 : (sth) TA_Miokovic will replace BA_Storer and play FW

Min. 20 : (nth) AM_Farhat sidesteps ZM_Ikram
... He showed great skill there
... AM_Farhat with a blistering shot !
... AD_Hunt gets a hand to it!!
... But he picks up the rebound
... OHHHHHHHH !!
... It's pushed behind !
... CORNER!
... AM_Farhat plays it into the danger area!
... LV_Himann gets a shot in
... But AD_Hunt reaches the ball. Good save
... There was a foul on AD_Hunt anyway

Min. 21 : (nth) LV_Himann sidesteps HT_Davis
... That was too easy
... LV_Himann looks to see where AD_Hunt is!
... He rifles in the shot!
... Over the bar

Min. 21 : (sth) PH_Spark takes possession
... He runs towards goal
... LA_Pilgrim with an ugly foul
... HG_Emm will want to speak to him
... He's in trouble here!!
... YELLOW CARD!

Min. 28 : (nth) AM_Farhat runs at the defender
... The defender falls over
... AM_Farhat with the crafty shot!
... It flies wide!
... He should have hit the target at least!!

Min. 30 : (nth) CJ_Laing runs at the defence
... He nutmegs RG_Cribb
... He showed his class there
... HJ_Bots with an ugly foul
... The fans are chanting "OFF!!! OFF!!!
... He's in trouble here!!
... YELLOW CARD!

 

Min. 31 : (nth) AJ_James uses his feet well to turn on the ball
... RG_Cribb with a superb challenge
... The referee has given the free kick the other way!
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... YELLOW CARD!!

Min. 33 : (sth) BC_Jacobs drives it forward to TA_Miokovic
... JH_Ridd is called for the holding foul
... He was a bit too close for comfort
... He gets a YELLOW CARD!!
... FREE KICK!
... SP_Phlegm drives it in
... GOAL !!
... Fine finish !
... North 0-2 South ...

Min. 39 : (nth) LV_Himann barges ZM_Ikram off the ball
... A powerful shot by LV_Himann !
... AD_Hunt has it covered
... It takes a bobble!
... AD_Hunt reacts well to save!!!

Min. 40 : (nth) LA_Pilgrim looks for options
... His team mate makes an overlapping run now!
... He knocks a through ball to CJ_Laing
... CJ_Laing with the chance !
... AD_Hunt gets his fingertips to it

Min. 41 : (nth) LV_Himann knocks the ball past RG_Cribb
... LV_Himann with the punt towards goal!
... AD_Hunt is just going to watch it go over!
... It dips dramatically!!
... But goes just over !!
... AD_Hunt looks very relieved!

Min. 41 : (sth) HJ_Bots finds the space intelligently
... HJ_Bots has a dig at goal!
... He couldn't have struck it more sweetly!!
... But it sails past the post !!
... CL_Warrington never had a chance!

Min. 43 : (REF) The 4th official signals that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on

 

************* HALF TIME ****************
Half Time Score:

North - 0

Booked : LA_Pilgrim (21), JH_Ridd (33)

South - 2

Scorers : BA_Storer (5), SP_Phlegm (33)
Booked : RG_Cribb (31)
Injured : BA_Storer (19)

 

2-0 down at HT :facepalm:

 

Min. 46 : (nth) EI_Morris finds AJ_James with a ball over the defence
... AJ_James with his head down lets it go !
... It grazes the post!
... And hits the side netting
... Goal Kick!

Min. 48 : (sth) PH_Spark plays a clever one-two with his team mate
... He looks around for options
... He moves forward with the ball
... PH_Spark hits the shot with the outside of the left foot!
... He hits the post
... He follows it up!
... But puts it wide!
... He'll be disappointed with that

Min. 49 : (sth) HT_Davis with an in swinging cross to TA_Miokovic
... From long range TA_Miokovic bends the ball towards goal!
... But CL_Warrington makes a superb stop down low.

Min. 50 : (nth) JH_Ridd runs at HT_Davis
... The defender slips and falls over
... JH_Ridd tries one from the edge of the box !
... AD_Hunt gathers it comfortably

Min. 50 : (sth) SP_Phlegm steps over the ball
... He nutmegs LA_Pilgrim
... That a lovely piece of trickery
... JH_Ridd knocks him to the floor
... The fans are calling for a penalty!
... But HG_Emm just turns away!

Min. 51 : (nth) LV_Himann unselfishly lays the ball back to AM_Farhat
... AM_Farhat aims the cheeky shot at goal!
... But AD_Hunt parries the shot
... The defender manages to scramble the ball away

Min. 53 : (nth) JH_Ridd has the ball
... He knocks the ball past HJ_Bots
... He puts in AJ_James!
... AJ_James with the chance !
... But the ball goes harmlessly wide

Min. 58 : (sth) AJ_Son with a glorious long pass to HJ_Bots
... EI_Morris plays the back pass
... CL_Warrington can't get to it!!
... It goes just wide!!
... Look at the relief on his face!!
... CORNER!
... Swung in by PH_Spark
... HJ_Bots gets on the end of it
... He couldn't have hit that shot much better!!
... GOAL !!
... Look at the delight on his face!
... Just look at the delight!!
... North 0-3 South ...

Min. 60 : (nth) JRE_Luffman is being brought on
... JH_Ridd is leaving the pitch
... He looks disappointed that he won't be continuing
... Looks like his replacement will play FW
Min. 60 : (nth) North's manager orders his side to play attacking
Min. 60 : (sth) GJ_Weaver is being brought on
... PH_Spark is leaving the pitch
... Looks like the substitute will play MF
Min. 60 : (sth) Up goes the substitution board - ML_Martyn on for ZM_Ikram as a DF

 

Warriors players doing the damage at least.

 

Min. 61 : (sth) HT_Davis takes advantage of a bad back pass from JE_McGrath
... A vicious shot by HT_Davis !
... CL_Warrington makes himself big and wins the ball

Min. 62 : (nth) AJ_James plays the early ball across the box to find LA_Pilgrim in space
... ML_Martyn slides in to knock the ball out for a corner
... CORNER!
... CJ_Laing curls it into the box!
... It is cleared by DA_Eggman

Min. 65 : (sth) GJ_Weaver finds HJ_Bots in acres of space
... JRE_Luffman with a bad challenge
... I don't think he meant anything other than trying to get the ball
... He could be off here!
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... YELLOW CARD!!
... I think he deserved that!

Min. 66 : (nth) AJ_James with a pinpoint pass to JRE_Luffman
... JRE_Luffman pounds a rocket on goal !
... GOAL !!
... He puts his hands to his ears!!
... He is winding the South fans up!!
... They greet the gesture with jeers!
... North 1-3 South ...

Min. 67 : (sth) SP_Phlegm with a measured ball to GJ_Weaver
... GJ_Weaver with a graceful, looping effort !
... CL_Warrington gathers it easily

Min. 68 : (sth) TA_Miokovic turns nicely onto the ball
... AM_Farhat with an ugly foul
... That was a deliberate act that deserves punishment
... HG_Emm calls him over!
... YELLOW CARD!

Min. 69 : (sth) ML_Martyn with a smart pass to HJ_Bots
... HJ_Bots is clean through!
... The linesman has his flag raised
... But HG_Emm waves play on
... He just has to beat CL_Warrington
... He tries to beat CL_Warrington
... CL_Warrington dives on the ball !!
... CORNER!
... ML_Martyn drives it into the box!
... It comes to GJ_Weaver
... He fires it towards to goal
... CL_Warrington gathers it easily

Min. 70 : (nth) BOY_Blunder is being prepared to come on
... SJ_Cambridge is leaving the pitch
... He looks disappointed that he won't be continuing
... Looks like his replacement will play MF
Min. 70 : (nth) LV_Himann moves to FW
Min. 70 : (sth) BC_Jacobs has changed his position on the pitch to a DM

Min. 70 : (nth) AM_Farhat loses his marker!
... AM_Farhat has his eyes on the goal!
... He shoots!
... AD_Hunt makes himself big and wins the ball

Min. 73 : (sth) ML_Martyn lobs the ball over the defence
... AJ_Son latches on to it
... AJ_Son with a graceful, looping effort !
... He has failed to hit the target!
... He looks horrified by that miss!
... He puts his face in his hands!

Min. 74 : (nth) AM_Farhat looks up for support for support
... He spots his team mate making a run now
... He plays it across to his team mate and runs forward now!
... His team mate plays the through ball for him!
... HJ_Bots fouls
... That was disgusting
... His 2nd yellow this game ! Sent off !
... The fans chant CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO to him!!

 

Min. 76 : (sth) BC_Jacobs flicks the ball through
... SP_Phlegm runs onto it!
... SP_Phlegm has a go!
... The shot slips through CL_Warrington's hands
... But goes wide!
... He got away with that!
... Goal kick given! That looked like a corner to me

Min. 78 : (nth) LA_Pilgrim has the ball on the wing
... He knocks the ball past AJ_Son
... He puts in LV_Himann!
... LV_Himann is in acres of space!
... He looked offside to me
... He tries to round AD_Hunt
... He lobs it over AD_Hunt
... It just didn't dip quickly enough!!

Min. 80 : (nth) LA_Pilgrim cuts inside his opponent
... He worked that well
... HT_Davis tackles cleanly

Min. 81 : (sth) GJ_Weaver sidesteps AM_Farhat
... His quick feet took him past the defender
... LV_Himann fouls badly
... HG_Emm will want to speak to him
... He's lucky to be let off for that one
... The manager of North looks relieved
... The manager of South is far from happy with that decision

Min. 82 : (nth) AJ_James sidesteps ML_Martyn
... He showed great skill there
... DA_Eggman reads the play well

Min. 85 : (nth) CJ_Laing gets to the bye line
... He puts it into the box
... He finds AJ_James
... RG_Cribb forces him off the ball

Min. 88 : (REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 4 minutes of time to be added on

Min. 91 : (sth) DA_Eggman drives it across the face of the goal SP_Phlegm
... SP_Phlegm with a graceful, looping effort !
... It hits the post
... And goes clear

************* FULL TIME ****************

 

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Match Details
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North Match Info
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Best player          : AJ_James
Scorers              : JRE_Luffman (66)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : LA_Pilgrim (21), JH_Ridd (33), JRE_Luffman (65), AM_Farhat (68)
Injured              : N/A
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South Match Info
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Best player          : SP_Phlegm (Man of the Match)
Scorers              : BA_Storer (5), SP_Phlegm (33), HJ_Bots (58)
Sent Off             : HJ_Bots (74)
Booked               : RG_Cribb (31)
Injured              : BA_Storer (19)
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Match Statistics
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                                   North  |    South
Attempts on Goal     :          14        |       14
Off target           :           6        |       5
On target            :           8        |       9
Possession           :          47        |       53
Corners              :           2        |       2
Red Cards            :           0        |       1
Yellow Cards         :           4        |       1
Subs Used            :           2        |       3
Fouls                :          25        |       8
Key Tackles          :           4        |       4
Key Passes           :           8        |       10
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Final Score          : North 1 - 3 South
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Player Statistics - North
Name          Pos Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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CL_Warrington  GK  96   6   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  
LA_Pilgrim     DF  96   0   0   2   0   0   0   1   0   
JE_McGrath     DF  96   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   
SDR_Laing      DF  96   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
EI_Morris      DF  96   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   
SJ_Cambridge   MF  72   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
CJ_Laing       MF  96   0   1   1   0   1   0   0   0   
JH_Ridd        MF  62   0   1   1   0   1   0   1   0   
AJ_James       AM  96   0   0   2   1   2   0   0   0   
LV_Himann      FW  96   0   0   1   0   5   0   0   0   
AM_Farhat      FW  96   0   0   0   0   4   0   1   0   
JHF_Howe       GK   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
SM_Morgan      DF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
BOY_Blunder    MF  24   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
TJ_Bradford    AM   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
JRE_Luffman    FW  34   0   0   0   0   1   1   1   0   

Player Statistics - South
Name          Pos Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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AD_Hunt        GK  96   7   0   0   0   0   0   0   0 
ZM_Ikram       DF  62   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
DA_Eggman      DF  96   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0   
HT_Davis       DF  96   0   1   1   0   1   0   0   0   
RG_Cribb       DF  96   0   1   0   0   0   0   1   0   
AJ_Son         DM  96   0   0   1   0   1   0   0   0   
BC_Jacobs      DM  96   0   0   2   0   0   0   0   0   
PH_Spark       MF  62   0   0   0   1   1   0   0   0   
SP_Phlegm      AM  96   0   0   1   0   3   1   0   0   
HJ_Bots        FW  76   0   0   0   0   4   1   0   1   
BA_Storer      FW  19   0   0   1   0   1   1   0   0   
RS_Hutchinson  GK   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
ML_Martyn      DF  34   0   1   2   0   0   0   0   0   
GJ_Weaver      MF  34   0   0   1   0   2   0   0   0   
J_Torres       AM   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
TA_Miokovic    FW  77   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0