Provincial Cup Round 1 - England v New Zealand (completed)

Fuck, I should've made it two there!

 

Min. 20 : (new) ML_Martyn hits in a shot!
... It hits the defender
... PM_Jackson collects the loose ball!
... PM_Jackson goes for the top corner !
... It hits off a defender!
... CL_Warrington is wrong footed!
... It drifts just wide!
... CORNER!
... S_Bakkum plays it into the danger area!
... CL_Warrington comes out and claims it!

Min. 21 : (eng) SJ_Nova steps over the ball
... He nutmegs LE_Schaw
... That a lovely piece of trickery
... JJ_Ritchie knobbles the attacking player.
... HG_Emm blows up for a foul
... It's a yellow, and rightly so
... YELLOW CARD!!

 

Min. 32 : (eng) SJ_Nova retreats under pressure
... He hoofs the ball up field
... E_Ames gets on the end of it
... E_Ames has time and space!
... He tries the lob!
... But RS_Hutchinson hits it away
... He could have held onto that!

Min. 33 : (eng) JRE_Luffman barges DJ_Veza off the ball
... GJ_Weaver with an ugly foul
... The fans are chanting "OFF!!! OFF!!!
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... YELLOW CARD!!

Min. 34 : (new) PM_Jackson leaves his marker standing
... Brilliantly taken away by EI_Morris !!
... Any youngsters out there should be taking notes

Min. 36 : (new) ML_Martyn with a flicked pass to S_Bakkum
... MJ_Edwards body checks his opponent!!
... That’s a careless challenge!!
... HG_Emm wants a word
... It’s just a warning
... INDIRECT FREE KICK!
... LE_Schaw swings it in
... HJ_Bots takes control of it!
... HJ_Bots gets his head to the ball !
... Wide of goal

Min. 36 : (new) LE_Schaw takes possession of the ball
... He plays the ball across to S_Bakkum
... S_Bakkum tries the shot !
... He has put it wide!
... He looks horrified by that miss!
... He puts his face in his hands!

Min. 37 : (new) JJ_Ritchie nicks it past the slide tackle skilfully
... He only has going for the goal in mind!
... JE_McGrath wins the ball with a superb sliding challenge

Min. 37 : (eng) BOY_Blunder hoofs it up field to find MJ_Edwards
... HJ_Bots with the high feet
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... YELLOW CARD!!

 

Min. 40 : (eng) E_Ames flicks the ball through
... S_Verigotta runs onto it!
... S_Verigotta hits the ball first time!
... But RS_Hutchinson makes a comfortable save
... He gave the striker no chance

Min. 43 : (REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on

Min. 45 : (eng) S_Verigotta brings the ball into the opposing area
... JE_McGrath makes himself available
... JE_McGrath with his head down lets it go !
... RS_Hutchinson makes a great save
... But he can't hold onto it!
... A defender clears it safely

Min. 45 : (new) PM_Jackson looks for options
... He knocks the ball across to S_Bakkum
... S_Bakkum hits a curling shot!
... But CL_Warrington punches it away

Min. 46 : (new) GJ_Weaver has it now
... He takes on MJ_Edwards
... He gets past him!
... He puts in S_Bakkum!
... S_Bakkum hits the shot with the inside of the left foot!
... Looks like it should be CL_Warrington's
... Oh he's let it go through his legs
... But drifts inches wide !!
... CL_Warrington looks embarrassed!
... He was relieved to see it go wide!
... Goal kick given, amazing decision there!

Min. 47 : (new) HJ_Bots sprints down the wing
... He knocks it past the defender into space!
... He puts in a square ball!
... PM_Jackson runs onto it
... He uses a clever change of direction to go past the defender
... PM_Jackson with a thundering volley!
... The New Zealand fans get off there seats!
... GOAL !!
... That’s the equaliser!
... England 1-1 New Zealand
... What a time to draw level!

 

************* HALF TIME ****************
Half Time Score:

England - 1

Scorers : JRE_Luffman (5)
Booked : SJ_Nova (4)

New Zealand - 1

Scorers : PM_Jackson (47)
Booked : JJ_Ritchie (21), GJ_Weaver (33), HJ_Bots (37)

 

Min. 48 : (new) S_Bakkum runs at the defender
... He gets past him!
... He sees a team mate in space
... He passes it to PM_Jackson
... What a shot from PM_Jackson !
... It could go anywhere
... The shot takes a wicked deflection
... Wide !!
... That was fortunate
... CORNER!
... PM_Jackson crosses it in!
... SJ_Nova wins the ball
... And he clears the danger

 

Min. 51 : (eng) DG_Dafter has the ball on the wing
... He knocks the ball past HT_Davis
... He puts in MJ_Edwards!
... But LE_Schaw slides in two footed.
... HG_Emm has a look but waves "Play On!"

Min. 53 : (eng) E_Ames looks around for some movement
... He sees a man in space!
... He hits the ball up to SJ_Nova
... But LE_Schaw wins the ball

Min. 55 : (new) HT_Davis with a 50-yard pass to PM_Jackson
... PM_Jackson with a terrific drive !
... GOAL !!
... A classy finish
... And New Zealand are leading in the game now
... England 1-2 New Zealand ...

 

NZ have turned this match around...

 

Min. 60 : (eng) JEM_Logan replaces CM_Dyer and will play AM
Min. 60 : (new) J_Torres is coming on for SP_Phlegm and will play MF

Min. 61 : (new) PM_Jackson with a superb first touch
... He sees a team mate making a run!
... He plays the ball across to him!
... HJ_Bots gets on the end of the pass
... But JE_McGrath comes away with the ball
... Excellent defending there!

Min. 62 : (new) JJ_Ritchie is taking a throw in
... He sees a team mate loosing his marker
... He throws it to J_Torres
... Fine tackle by JEM_Logan
... He prevents the corner as well

Min. 65 : (eng) JRE_Luffman takes possession
... Knocks it past LE_Schaw
... He's through on goal
... JRE_Luffman hits the ball first time!
... But it clips the post and goes wide

 

Min. 66 : (new) JJ_Ritchie pushes it past DG_Dafter
... JJ_Ritchie attempts to nutmeg CL_Warrington!
... CL_Warrington with a fantastic point blank save

Min. 67 : (eng) SJ_Nova finds EI_Morris with a perfectly weighted pass
... EI_Morris with the deft touch!
... He hits the ball towards goal!
... RS_Hutchinson won't get to that!
... It clips the post!
... GOAL !!
... Excellent strike!!
... All square, that should make things interesting!
... England 2-2 New Zealand ...

Min. 68 : (new) HJ_Bots plays it to his team mate for a one-two
... S_Bakkum decides to go for goal instead!
... DG_Dafter with a bad challenge
... That looked malicious
... HG_Emm warns him

Min. 69 : (new) DJ_Veza crosses to PM_Jackson
... DG_Dafter stands his ground and wins the tackle

 

Min. 70 : (new) DA_Astele replaces JJ_Ritchie and will play DF
Min. 70 : (new) SA_Humble is coming on for S_Bakkum and playing FW

Min. 71 : (eng) SJ_Nova flicks it over LE_Schaw's head
... He showed some great skill there!
... A vicious shot by SJ_Nova !
... GOAL !!
... Hammered into the top corner!
... That’s given England the lead!
... England 3-2 New Zealand ...

Min. 72 : (new) SA_Humble could get a shot on goal here
... A delicate header from SA_Humble !
... It hits the post
... And goes clear

Min. 74 : (eng) BOY_Blunder cuts inside the defender
... He sees a team mate in space
... He passes it to S_Verigotta
... S_Verigotta fires off a left-footed shot !
... But it's hit the defender and went out for a corner
... CORNER!
... BOY_Blunder chips the ball into the area!
... RS_Hutchinson fists it away!

Min. 74 : (new) HT_Davis boots it towards HJ_Bots
... A scorcher of a shot from HJ_Bots !
... CL_Warrington goes down well to save

 

Min. 77 : (new) HJ_Bots pauses and waits for support
... He runs towards goal
... A delicate header from HJ_Bots !
... CL_Warrington can't get to it!
... GOAL !!
... Look at the delight on his face!!
... New Zealand have done it!!
... They are all square
... England 3-3 New Zealand ...

Min. 78 : (new) PM_Jackson with an excellent first touch
... He sees a team mate making a run!
... He swings the ball in
... SA_Humble gets on the end of the pass
... He is in space!
... EI_Morris wins the ball with a superb sliding challenge
... It goes out of play
... CORNER!
... DJ_Veza plays it into the danger area!
... EI_Morris wins the ball
... And he heads it away

 

Min. 80 : (eng) JK_Lyons is coming on for SJ_Nova and playing FW
Min. 80 : (eng) It looks as though England is now playing attacking

Min. 81 : (new) DA_Astele pass splits open the defence
... What a ball!
... HJ_Bots is clean through!
... HJ_Bots attempts a chip!
... CL_Warrington gets his body behind the ball and saves
... Text book goalkeeping!

Min. 82 : (eng) JEM_Logan with an intelligent ball to JK_Lyons
... JK_Lyons with the side footed shot!
... It's well wide!
... 9 times out of ten he would have scored that!

Min. 88 : (REF) The 4th official signals that there are 3 minutes of time to be added on

 

Min. 88 : (new) PM_Jackson slides it through the middle to J_Torres
... J_Torres sends it flying towards goal!
... It hits the inside of the post
... It falls right into CL_Warrington's arms
... Unlucky

Min. 89 : (new) HT_Davis pulls it back to PM_Jackson
... PM_Jackson flings a shot at goal !
... But the ball goes harmlessly wide

Min. 93 : (new) PM_Jackson unselfishly lays the ball back to HJ_Bots
... HJ_Bots hits a great drive!
... CL_Warrington makes himself big
... Superb Stop !
... Well that one would have delighted him

************* FULL TIME ****************

 

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Match Details
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England Match Info
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Best player          : SJ_Nova
Scorers              : JRE_Luffman (5), EI_Morris (67), SJ_Nova (71)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : SJ_Nova (4)
Injured              : N/A
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New Zealand Match Info
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Best player          : PM_Jackson (Man of the Match)
Scorers              : PM_Jackson (47,55), HJ_Bots (77)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : JJ_Ritchie (21), GJ_Weaver (33), HJ_Bots (37)
Injured              : N/A
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Match Statistics
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                                 England  |    New Zealand
Attempts on Goal     :          10        |       20
Off target           :           4        |       11
On target            :           6        |       9
Possession           :          40        |       60
Corners              :           2        |       3
Red Cards            :           0        |       0
Yellow Cards         :           1        |       3
Subs Used            :           2        |       3
Fouls                :          21        |       12
Key Tackles          :           7        |       4
Key Passes           :          10        |       22
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Final Score          : England 3 - 3 New Zealand
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Player Statistics - England
Name          Pos  Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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CL_Warrington  GK  95   7   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  
JE_McGrath     DF  95   0   3   0   0   1   0   0   0   
MJ_Edwards     DF  95   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0   
DG_Dafter      DF  95   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   
EI_Morris      DF  95   0   3   0   0   1   1   0   0   
CM_Dyer        DM  62   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  
E_Ames         MF  95   0   0   2   0   1   0   0   0   
BOY_Blunder    MF  95   0   0   3   0   0   0   0   0   
SJ_Nova        AM  82   0   1   2   1   1   1   1   0   
JRE_Luffman    FW  95   0   0   0   0   2   1   0   0   
S_Verigotta    FW  95   0   0   1   0   2   0   0   0   
JHF_Howe       GK   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
GIMH_Martyn    DF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
MJ_Deane       DM   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
JEM_Logan      AM  33   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   
JK_Lyons       FW  13   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0   

Player Statistics - New Zealand
Name          Pos  Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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RS_Hutchinson  GK  95   4   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  
HT_Davis       DF  95   0   0   3   1   1   0   0   0   
LE_Schaw       DF  95   0   2   3   0   0   0   0   0  
ML_Martyn      DF  95   0   1   2   0   0   0   0   0  
GJ_Weaver      MF  95   0   1   2   0   0   0   1   0  
JJ_Ritchie     MF  72   0   0   1   0   1   0   1   0  
DJ_Veza        MF  95   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0  
SP_Phlegm      MF  62   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
PM_Jackson     AM  95   0   0   5   0   7   2   0   0   
S_Bakkum       FW  72   0   0   2   0   3   0   0   0   
HJ_Bots        FW  95   0   0   2   1   6   1   1   0   
DA_Astele      DF  23   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   
ER_Starris     DF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
JR_Denton      MF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
J_Torres       MF  33   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0   
SA_Humble      FW  23   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0  

 

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CL_Warrington        GK    eng   -218 
JE_McGrath           DF    eng   46   
MJ_Edwards           DF    eng   -869 
DG_Dafter            DF    eng   -502 
EI_Morris            DF    eng   725  
CM_Dyer              DM    eng   0    
E_Ames               MF    eng   636  
BOY_Blunder          MF    eng   579  
SJ_Nova              AM    eng   2163 
JRE_Luffman          FW    eng   993  
S_Verigotta          FW    eng   507  
JHF_Howe             GK    eng   0    
GIMH_Martyn          DF    eng   0    
MJ_Deane             DM    eng   0    
JEM_Logan            AM    eng   431  
JK_Lyons             FW    eng   64   
RS_Hutchinson        GK    new   -533 
HT_Davis             DF    new   425  
LE_Schaw             DF    new   137  
ML_Martyn            DF    new   -294 
GJ_Weaver            MF    new   534  
JJ_Ritchie           MF    new   353  
DJ_Veza              MF    new   193  
SP_Phlegm            MF    new   0    
PM_Jackson           AM    new   3329 
S_Bakkum             FW    new   764  
HJ_Bots              FW    new   2803 
DA_Astele            DF    new   193  
ER_Starris           DF    new   0    
JR_Denton            MF    new   0    
J_Torres             MF    new   64   
SA_Humble            FW    new   64