Provincial Cup Round 3 - New Zealand v Emerging Provinces (completed)

New Zealand

GK RS_Hutchinson
DF HT_Davis
DF LE_Schaw
DF ML_Martyn
DM JJ_Ritchie
DM DJ_Veza
MF GJ_Weaver
MF SP_Phlegm
AM PM_Jackson
FW S_Bakkum
FW HJ_Bots

DF DA_Astele
DF ER_Starris
MF JR_Denton
AM J_Torres
FW SA_Humble

Emerging Provinces

GK RST_Downpipes
DF LA_Pilgrim
DF SDR_Laing
DF DA_Eggman
DF SM_Morgan
MF SJ_Cambridge
MF CJ_Laing
MF BJT_Manera
AM AJ_James
FW BA_Storer
FW TA_Miokovic

GK JE_Harding
DF IA_Ryabovol
MF AJ_Son
AM TJ_Bradford
FW S_Masters

REF: HG_Emm

 

Min. 1 : (new) PM_Jackson plays a quick one-two with his team mate
... He runs towards goal now
... PM_Jackson lobs RST_Downpipes!
... But he somehow misses
... That was a woeful effort

Min. 6 : (emp) LA_Pilgrim looks around for some movement
... He knocks the ball across to BA_Storer
... BA_Storer has a dig at goal!
... RS_Hutchinson makes a fine save

Min. 7 : (new) HJ_Bots swings an elbow
... He caught CJ_Laing full in the face
... HG_Emm refrained from booking him but had words
... The ref didn't think he meant that

Min. 9 : (new) TA_Miokovic breaks clear of the defence!
... He is clean through!
... He rounds RS_Hutchinson!
... RS_Hutchinson brings him down in the area!
... HG_Emm calls him for a talk
... It’s just a warning
... The ref gives a PENALTY !!
... BA_Storer takes it
... GOAL!!
... Emerging Provinces go ahead in this match now!
... New Zealand 0-1 Emerging Provinces...

Min. 10 : (new) HJ_Bots flicks it over SDR_Laing's head
... He showed some great skill there!
... The ball hits SJ_Cambridge in the face!
... And goes clear!

Min. 10 : (emp) AJ_James with an inch perfect pass to SJ_Cambridge
... But LE_Schaw with the fine tackle

Min. 14 : (new) GJ_Weaver controls it well
... He nutmegs DA_Eggman
... He puts in HJ_Bots!
... LA_Pilgrim fouls badly
... The fans are chanting "OFF!!! OFF!!!
... Shown a YELLOW CARD!!
... He'll need to be careful from now on

Min. 15 : (emp) TA_Miokovic looks for options
... His team mate makes an overlapping run now!
... He knocks a through ball to SJ_Cambridge
... But ML_Martyn wins the ball

Min. 17 : (emp) BA_Storer with the dribble
... He uses his pace to get free
... BA_Storer hits the shot with the outside of the left foot!
... It takes a deflection!
... But flies wide of the post!
... CORNER!
... CJ_Laing crosses it in!
... SJ_Cambridge makes a firm connection with his head
... But RS_Hutchinson reaches the ball. Good save
... There was a foul on RS_Hutchinson anyway

Min. 18 : (emp) BJT_Manera finds a hole in the defence
... LE_Schaw with a late tackle
... It looked worse than what it was
... He is surrounded by the Emerging Provinces players
... HG_Emm wants a quiet word

Min. 20 : (new) HJ_Bots could get a shot on goal here
... HJ_Bots runs forward
... He hits the shot!
... But he somehow misses
... The Emerging Provinces fans laugh at him

Min. 20 : (emp) TA_Miokovic finds himself in a good position
... LE_Schaw with an over the top challenge
... HG_Emm calls him over
... HG_Emm tells him he has had enough warnings
... YELLOW CARD!!

Min. 22 : (new) HJ_Bots kicks BA_Storer!
... The referee reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... RED CARD!!
... I think he deserved that!

Min. 23 : (new) S_Bakkum runs at the defence
... He nutmegs the defender
... He showed his class there
... SM_Morgan pulls on his shirt
... He wins the ball
... The defender got away with the foul there!

Min. 25 : (emp) LA_Pilgrim runs into space
... LA_Pilgrim flicks the header toward the far post!
... RS_Hutchinson can't get to it!
... OH! It has gone just over the bar!
... RS_Hutchinson makes a cocky smile
... Did he know that was going over?

Min. 26 : (emp) SM_Morgan looks for options
... His team mate makes an overlapping run now!
... He knocks a through ball to BJT_Manera
... SP_Phlegm with the tackle
... He left his foot in there!
... YELLOW CARD!!, he is in the book for that one

Min. 27 : (emp) Curled in dangerously from TA_Miokovic to SDR_Laing
... DJ_Veza slides in to knock the ball out for a corner
... CORNER!
... CJ_Laing crosses it in!
... RS_Hutchinson makes the catch!

Min. 32 : (new) DJ_Veza controls it well
... He nutmegs AJ_James
... He puts in PM_Jackson!
... PM_Jackson is miles offside!
... The flag stays down
... RST_Downpipes tries to close down the angle
... He lobs it over RST_Downpipes
... Its hit the bar and over!!

Min. 33 : (emp) BJT_Manera finds CJ_Laing with a perfectly weighted pass
... HT_Davis dives in two footed!!
... Play On!!

Min. 34 : (new) S_Bakkum loses his marker
... S_Bakkum with the crafty shot!
... GOAL !!
... What a well worked goal!
... That’s pulled New Zealand level!
... New Zealand 1-1 Emerging Provinces ...

Min. 34 : (emp) SDR_Laing has the ball on the wing
... He takes it past DJ_Veza
... He knocks it to TA_Miokovic!
... A great volley from TA_Miokovic !
... The fans behind the goal jump up!
... GOAL !!
... That’s given Emerging Provinces the advantage!
... New Zealand 1-2 Emerging Provinces ...

Min. 36 : (emp) CJ_Laing with the mazy run
... LE_Schaw slides in to knock the ball out for a throw-in

Min. 37 : (emp) BJT_Manera plays a quick one-two with his team mate
... He runs towards goal now
... HT_Davis makes the challenge and clears the ball

Min. 38 : (emp) BJT_Manera hoofs it up field to find TA_Miokovic
... TA_Miokovic gets up high for the header !
... It hits the post
... GOAL !!
... What a great effort!
... New Zealand 1-3 Emerging Provinces ...

Min. 39 : (new) GJ_Weaver lobs the ball over the defence
... PM_Jackson latches on to it
... PM_Jackson has his eyes on the goal!
... He fires the ball goal ward!
... But RST_Downpipes tips it over
... HG_Emm has given a goal kick
... He's not having the best of days !

Min. 41 : (new) PM_Jackson leaps into the air
... He wins the header
... He heads it across to S_Bakkum
... S_Bakkum attempts the shot!
... But RST_Downpipes punches it away

Min. 43 : (REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 3 minutes of time to be added on

Min. 45 : (new) S_Bakkum sidesteps SJ_Cambridge
... He's been running his marker ragged all game
... SM_Morgan anticipates the pass and cuts it out

Min. 45 : (new) S_Bakkum looks up for support for support
... He spots his team mate making a run now
... He plays it across to his team mate and runs forward now!
... His team mate plays the through ball for him!
... BA_Storer with a clumsy challenge

Min. 46 : (new) S_Bakkum with a Cruyff turn
... DA_Eggman with a nasty foul
... HG_Emm calls him over!
... YELLOW CARD!

Min. 47 : (new) GJ_Weaver flicks it over the defender and runs onto it
... He showed great skill and pace there
... GJ_Weaver attempts a lob!
... RST_Downpipes can't get to it!
... OH! It drifts wide!
... RST_Downpipes has a smile on his face
... Did he know that was going wide?

Min. 48 : (new) ML_Martyn hits in a shot!
... It hits the defender
... PM_Jackson collects the loose ball!
... SDR_Laing is late with that one
... He gets up and shakes the players hand
... He's warned for that one
... Anymore like that and he will find himself in the book

 

************* HALF TIME ****************
Half Time Score:

New Zealand - 1

Scorers : S_Bakkum (34)
Sent Off : HJ_Bots (22)
Booked : LE_Schaw (20), SP_Phlegm (26)

Emerging Provinces - 3

Scorers : BA_Storer (9 pen), TA_Miokovic (34,38)
Booked : LA_Pilgrim (14), DA_Eggman (46)

 

Min. 47 : (new) PM_Jackson is first to the ball
... PM_Jackson rifles it at the goal !
... RST_Downpipes falls over
... But the ball sails wide anyway!

Min. 48 : (new) LE_Schaw steps over the ball
... He nutmegs LA_Pilgrim
... That a lovely piece of trickery
... A great volley from LE_Schaw !
... RST_Downpipes manages to turn it behind
... CORNER!
... SP_Phlegm drives it into the box!
... RST_Downpipes fists it away!

Min. 50 : (new) J_Torres will replace the useless DJ_Veza and will play AM
Min. 50 : (new) JR_Denton replaces JJ_Ritchie and will play MF

Min. 50 : (emp) BA_Storer with the dribble
... This is a great chance
... What a shot from BA_Storer !
... It could go anywhere
... RS_Hutchinson with the save
... He holds onto it as well!

Min. 51 : (emp) SM_Morgan looks around for some movement
... His team mate makes an overlapping run now!
... He hits the ball to BA_Storer
... BA_Storer has a go!
... He couldn't have hit that shot much better!!
... GOAL !!
... Right into the top corner!
... New Zealand 1-4 Emerging Provinces ...

Min. 52 : (emp) BA_Storer takes advantage of a defensive mistake
... He runs towards goal
... BA_Storer aims the cheeky shot at goal!
... But RS_Hutchinson smothers the ball.

Min. 53 : (new) GJ_Weaver with the mazy run
... How he got through those defenders I don't know
... He sets himself up for the shot
... SDR_Laing with an ugly foul
... There's no place in the game for that kind of challenge
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... YELLOW CARD!!

Min. 54 : (new) PM_Jackson beats one
... Knocks it past a second
... And finds SP_Phlegm
... SP_Phlegm tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... It hits the bar and goes over
... Well, sometimes they go in, sometimes they don't

Min. 56 : (new) ML_Martyn with the dribble
... ML_Martyn sights up the goal
... He shoots!
... But he puts it wide
... That was a terrible attempt!

Min. 56 : (emp) TA_Miokovic sidesteps LE_Schaw
... That was too easy
... TA_Miokovic tries to beat RS_Hutchinson!
... But it puts it well wide

Min. 57 : (new) S_Bakkum is taking a throw in
... He takes a couple of strides back
... He throws the ball to SP_Phlegm
... SP_Phlegm cracks a laser towards goal !
... Terrific shot
... It takes a bounce of the defender
... The deflection takes it just wide
... That's unlucky!
... CORNER!
... JR_Denton plays it into the danger area!
... It is cleared by CJ_Laing

Min. 58 : (new) ML_Martyn moves out over to the edge of the pitch
... He plays the ball through to S_Bakkum
... S_Bakkum curls the ball in on goal !
... He couldn't have hit that shot much better!!
... But it thumps off the woodwork !!
... And goes safely clear!
... RST_Downpipes never had a chance!

Min. 58 : (emp) TA_Miokovic finds his way through
... His quick turn fooled ML_Martyn
... TA_Miokovic rifles it at the goal !
... RS_Hutchinson saves it but to be fair he didn't have to move for that one

Min. 59 : (new) PM_Jackson slows the ball down and waits for support
... A team mate overlaps him now
... He uses his team mates run as a decoy and heads towards the goal!
... TA_Miokovic wins the ball

Min. 60 : (new) ER_Starris is ready to come on to replace ML_Martyn
... Looks like he will play as a DF

Min. 60 : (emp) TA_Miokovic sidesteps HT_Davis
... That was too easy
... TA_Miokovic could have let it bounce!
... The shot slips through RS_Hutchinson's hands
... But goes wide!
... He got away with that!
... Goal kick given! That looked like a corner to me

Min. 61 : (emp) SJ_Cambridge hoofs it up field to find CJ_Laing
... From long range CJ_Laing bends the ball towards goal!
... It hits the side netting!
... He looks horrified by that miss!
... He puts his face in his hands!

Min. 62 : (new) PM_Jackson pauses and waits for support
... He runs towards goal
... A delicate header from PM_Jackson !
... RST_Downpipes blocks the shot with his legs
... And he gathers it!

Min. 65 : (new) LE_Schaw jinks infield
... He sees a team mate making a run
... He plays the ball through to PM_Jackson
... SM_Morgan gets the foot in to win the ball

Min. 66 : (emp) CJ_Laing falls badly. He's unable to continue
Min. 66 : (emp) AJ_Son is going to be brought on
... CJ_Laing is leaving the pitch
... Looks like his replacement will play MF

Min. 68 : (new) S_Bakkum turns past the defender
... He sees a team mate making a run
... He plays the ball through to PM_Jackson
... AJ_James wins the ball with a superb sliding challenge

Min. 68 : (emp) BA_Storer hits in a wicked shot!
... It hits the defender
... TA_Miokovic latches onto it!
... ER_Starris slides in to knock the ball out for a throw-in

Min. 70 : (emp) S_Masters takes off his tracksuit
... he'll replace BA_Storer as FW
Min. 70 : (emp) Up goes the substitution board - TJ_Bradford on for AJ_James as a AM

Min. 71 : (emp) TA_Miokovic with the dribble
... J_Torres is easily beaten
... GJ_Weaver with an awful challenge
... I don't think he meant anything other than trying to get the ball
... He got away with just a warning

Min. 72 : (new) ER_Starris brings the ball under control
... He sees a team mate in space!
... He plays the ball in to him!
... HT_Davis gets on the end of the pass
... A thundering drive by HT_Davis !
... RST_Downpipes gets his fingertips to it

Min. 73 : (new) GJ_Weaver is out on the left
... He moves the ball right to PM_Jackson
... PM_Jackson gets up high for the header !
... He couldn't have hit that shot much better!!
... But it thumps off the woodwork !!
... And goes safely clear!
... RST_Downpipes never had a chance!

Min. 73 : (emp) S_Masters with the mazy dribble
... He takes it past ER_Starris
... S_Masters tries to curl it into the bottom corner !
... Brilliant save from RS_Hutchinson

Min. 74 : (new) SP_Phlegm with an intelligent ball to LE_Schaw
... LE_Schaw attempts to drive it home!
... RST_Downpipes makes the save
... He hits the ball up field!

Min. 74 : (emp) LA_Pilgrim runs forward
... He only has going for the goal in mind!
... LE_Schaw clatters him to the floor and puts the ball out of play
... The linesman is flagging
... Throw in

Min. 75 : (emp) Emerging Provinces switch to playing defensive

Min. 75 : (emp) SJ_Cambridge has the ball on the wing
... He takes it past HT_Davis
... He knocks it to S_Masters!
... Fine tackle by PM_Jackson
... He prevents the corner as well

Min. 77 : (new) J_Torres with the mazy run
... How he got through those defenders I don't know
... He sets himself up for the shot
... SM_Morgan is called for the holding foul
... Well spotted by the referee
... He's lucky it wasn't more
... It’s just a warning

Min. 83 : (emp) S_Masters takes advantage of a mistake by SP_Phlegm
... Can he make them pay?
... J_Torres anticipates the pass and cuts it out

Min. 84 : (new) J_Torres cuts inside AJ_Son
... He worked that well
... LA_Pilgrim gets in the way of the ball and clears!

Min. 85 : (new) ER_Starris hits in a wicked shot!
... It hits the defender
... J_Torres latches onto it!
... SJ_Cambridge with a bad challenge
... Play on!!

Min. 86 : (emp) TJ_Bradford picks out BJT_Manera with the cross
... JR_Denton slides in to knock the ball out for a throw-in

Min. 87 : (new) The ball is passed in from J_Torres, he finds SP_Phlegm
... SP_Phlegm hits the shot with the inside of the right foot!
... GOAL !!
... RST_Downpipes shouts at his defenders
... New Zealand have pulled one back!
... New Zealand 2-4 Emerging Provinces ...

Min. 88 : (REF) The 4th official signals that there is 1 minute of time to be added on

Min. 90 : (emp) BJT_Manera sprints down the flank
... He threads the ball in to LA_Pilgrim
... LA_Pilgrim flicks the header toward the far post!
... The net bulges!
... OH!! He has hit the side netting
... Goal kick given

************* FULL TIME ****************

 

You clearly thought you were playing in UFCSim.

 

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Match Details
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New Zealand Match Info
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Best player          : S_Bakkum
Scorers              : S_Bakkum (34), SP_Phlegm (87)
Sent Off             : HJ_Bots (22)
Booked               : LE_Schaw (20), SP_Phlegm (26)
Injured              : N/A
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Emerging Provinces Match Info
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Best player          : BA_Storer (Man of the Match)
Scorers              : BA_Storer (9 pen,51), TA_Miokovic (34,38)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : LA_Pilgrim (14), DA_Eggman (46), SDR_Laing (53)
Injured              : CJ_Laing (66)
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Match Statistics
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                             New Zealand  |    Emerging Provinces
Attempts on Goal     :          18        |       16
Off target           :          10        |       6
On target            :           8        |       10
Possession           :          45        |       55
Corners              :           2        |       2
Red Cards            :           1        |       0
Yellow Cards         :           2        |       3
Subs Used            :           3        |       3
Fouls                :          17        |       18
Key Tackles          :          11        |       7
Key Passes           :          14        |       15
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Final Score          : New Zealand 2 - 4 Emerging Provinces
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Player Statistics - New Zealand
Name          Pos  Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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RS_Hutchinson  GK   94   7   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  
HT_Davis       DF   94   0   2   0   0   1   0   0   0   
LE_Schaw       DF   94   0   3   1   0   2   0   1   0   
ML_Martyn      DF   63   0   1   2   0   1   0   0   0   
JJ_Ritchie     DM   53   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
DJ_Veza        DM   53   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   
GJ_Weaver      MF   94   0   0   3   0   1   0   0   0   
SP_Phlegm      MF   94   0   0   1   0   3   1   1   0   
PM_Jackson     AM   94   0   1   2   0   6   0   0   0   
S_Bakkum       FW   94   0   0   2   0   3   1   0   0   
HJ_Bots        FW   22   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   1   
DA_Astele      DF    0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
ER_Starris     DF   31   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   
JR_Denton      MF   41   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   
J_Torres       AM   41   0   1   1   1   0   0   0   0   
SA_Humble      FW    0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   

Player Statistics - Emerging Provinces
Name          Pos  Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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RST_Downpipes  GK   94   7   0   0   0   0   0   0   0 
LA_Pilgrim     DF   94   0   1   1   0   2   0   1   0   
SDR_Laing      DF   94   0   0   1   1   0   0   1   0   
DA_Eggman      DF   94   0   0   0   0   0   0   1   0   
SM_Morgan      DM   94   0   3   2   1   0   0   0   0   
SJ_Cambridge   MF   94   0   1   2   0   1   0   0   0   
CJ_Laing       MF   69   0   1   0   0   1   0   0   0   
BJT_Manera     MF   94   0   0   3   1   0   0   0   0   
AJ_James       AM   73   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   
BA_Storer      FW   73   0   0   2   0   5   2   0   0   
TA_Miokovic    FW   94   0   1   2   0   5   2   0   0   
JE_Harding     GK    0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
IA_Ryabovol    DF    0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
AJ_Son         MF   25   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
TJ_Bradford    AM   21   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   
S_Masters      FW   21   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0

 

RS_Hutchinson 7
HT_Davis 6
LE_Schaw 8
ML_Martyn 8
JJ_Ritchie 5
DJ_Veza 6
GJ_Weaver 7
SP_Phlegm 7
PM_Jackson 8
S_Bakkum 8
HJ_Bots 3
ER_Starris 7
JR_Denton 6
J_Torres 9
RST_Downpipes 7
LA_Pilgrim 6
SDR_Laing 5
DA_Eggman 4
SM_Morgan 9
SJ_Cambridge 7
CJ_Laing 6
BJT_Manera 8
AJ_James 6
BA_Storer 10
TA_Miokovic 10
AJ_Son 5
TJ_Bradford 6
S_Masters 6

New Zealand may not be too affected by missing Bots, they have Torres they can bring in who has been awesome off the bench so far.

 

In fairness Theo would have had a tap in if Rego didn't bring him down. This was his best game so far, eventhough he let in 4 he still played pretty well.

 

Cunts to accept my awesomeness tbh.