The Unofficial Catfish Cricket Club Manifesto

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Sultan Pepper, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Himannv LV Himann

    Yep.
     
  2. Cevno IV Narang

    Well, mouse and Mousey won't like this club too much.
     
  3. Skippos SM Morgan

    Terrible joke. Cats and catfish are two completely separate things, especially in what they eat/chase
     
  4. Cevno IV Narang

    Catfish also like eating mice AFAIK.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nOBLO4mru4

    You spoiled it now though. :p
     
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2012
  5. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Finding difficulty in getting a response from the Cricsim CEO about the bid.

    Looks like we could have a first grade squad ready to go by round 10 of this season if needed.
     
  6. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    One of you admin funts to kindly re-edit the title thanks. Future signings are stuggling to find the thread.

    HG Emm
    Director
    Catfish Cricket Club
     
  7. Zakaron SDR Laing

    Another team to bust my balls at.
     
  8. AVA T Delonge

    Done.
     
  9. morgieb MC Burridge

  10. Sultan Pepper HG Emm


    This is the kind of tom foolery cricsim accepts from presidents? I assure you all that no such nonsense shall come from Catfish Cricket Club.

    However I do accept that the current title is an improvement on the previous and thank you for your time.

    HG Emm
    Director
    Catfish Cricket Club
     
  11. Toolman TR Man

    Would join.
     
  12. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    We have received significant interest from members contacting us here at Catfish Cricket Club to warrant the bid to go further. Over the next 48 hrs we will look to send out offers to a select few members in order to sure up a squad and hope to have a projected BS line up posted for public viewing by mid week.

    Members who agree in principle to join Catifsh Cricket Club may wish to remain anonymous and be listed as such when the initial line up is named.

    It is at this time that we would again like to thank all our supporters out there and remind everyone if they have any interest in being a part of Catfish Cricket Club's audacious bid to please PM our director HG Emm for further information.

    From the desk of
    HG Emm
    Director
    Catfish Cricket Club
     
  13. Escath LE Schaw

    Interested
     
  14. Alex AJ O'Driscoll

    I'm the keeper cunt
     
  15. Escath LE Schaw

    For the Mullets?
     
  16. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    I don't want any catches going down in the slips as there'll be a continual cordon of 4+ slips. So there'll be room for 3-4 keepers.
     
  17. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    All of Bannerman Shield standard, I assume? I hear Bedsey might be ready for a move?
     
  18. Rocks DN Boland

    Cribb to lose his shit.
     
  19. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Regrettably there is no room for bedsey. I'd sooner put you behind the stumps.
     
  20. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Last time I tried keeping, I wore the ball in the face.

    Saved 4 runs, mind.
     

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