Favourite Simpsons Jokes?

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  1. Verigoat S Verigotta

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  2. Athlai JJD Heads

    There are 3 ways of doing things. The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power Way.

    -Isn't that just the wrong way?

    Yes. But faster!
     
  3. BigDougy DG Dafter

    It's like I'm wearing nothing at all...at all...at all :lol:
     
  4. Bender BG Herd

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  5. Magic AJ Parker

    "and I gave that man directions...even though i didn't know where i was going...cause that's the kinda guy I am this week"
     
  6. Ged GEC King

    "Pepe, it's learned."
     
  7. Rusty RST Downpipes

    Homer: Oh, $20?! I wanted a peanut!
    Homer’s Brain: $20 can buy many peanuts.
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
    Homer: Woohoo!
     
  8. Lukic L Popovic

    That's so gun when playing an actual round hahhaa.

    Someone hits a shank/big push/pull

    "Ball is in parking lot, would you like to play again"

    Really grills them hehe.
     
  9. Howsie DP Howell

    Alien: I bring you love.
    Lenny: It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
    Carl: Break its legs.
    [everyone starts to advance on the alien]
    Lisa: Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien.
    [Shines torch on alien to reveal Mr. Burns in a twisted and disoriented state]
    Mr. Burns: [in a high-toned voice] Hello, children. I bring you love.
    Willy: Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it!
    Smithers: It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!
    Willy: Aww, it's Mr. Burns! KILL IT! KILL IT!
     
  10. Verigoat S Verigotta

    Marge: "Homer I don't want you stalking Lenny and Carl. It's so... illegal."


    Homer: "Okay I'm just going to go out to... stalk...Lenny and Carl...


    D'oh!"
     
  11. Bender BG Herd

    :lol: love that one
     
  12. Lukic L Popovic

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  13. Hughesy JM Hughes

    Watched it for like 30 seconds waiting for it to stop :laugh:
     
  14. Bender BG Herd

    i watched it gor like 5 minutes :lol:
     
  15. Old Mate M Perry

    Billy Corgan, smashing pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely. Or some shit like that.
     
  16. Bender BG Herd

    AWTA.
     
  17. Alec AD Funkotron

    Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
    Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
    Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
    Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
    Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
    Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
    Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
    Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
    Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
    Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
    Homer: Bart, go to your room.
    Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
    Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
    Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
    [leaves and slams the door]
    Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
     
  18. Hughesy JM Hughes

    It took you that long to realise it wasn't going to stop :laugh:
     
  19. Bender BG Herd

    Nah i knew it was a repeat.
     
  20. Scottie NG Scott

    Came here to post the same thing. So so quality.

     

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