Favourite Simpsons Jokes?

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Bender, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. Lukic L Popovic

    I hope there's actually a show like that somewhere out there in the world.
     
  2. morgieb MC Burridge

    I prefer the TV scene from that episode....

    Code:
    "Simpson scandal update - Homer believes that (can't decipher the next part) gives him secret sexual powers"
    " Hey, that's the half truth!" *changes channel*
    "I don't know Homer Simpson, I never met Homer Simpson, I just *cries*"
    "It's OK, your tears mean more than real words ever did" *changes channel*
    "Welcome to our (something, something) Ben, where woman (something, something) their hatred of Homer Simpson" "And here's their host, Ben"
    "I'd just like to say, less talk on Homer Simpson, and more money for public schools!"
    "Ben, I have a question?" *goes towards food*
    "No Ben, No!" *pushes them away, fires a tranquilizer, falls on the crowd*
    There's more, but cbf posting up the rest.
     
  3. Alec AD Funkotron

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  4. Jeffy JU Rocker

    ACA/TT/60 Minutes/Glenn Becks show etc
     
  5. morgieb MC Burridge

    Haha.

    "Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace?"
    "No, that's next door!"
    "Close, but no cigar, cops!"
     
  6. Jeffy JU Rocker


    Doughnut! DOUGHTNUT!!!!
     
  7. MASTERS S Masters

    whats the name of that guy who says:

    YESSSSSSSSSSS
     
  8. morgieb MC Burridge

    It's the Yes Dude I believe.
     
  9. Bender BG Herd

  10. 99* JJ Ritchie

    "Yeeeeeeesssssssssssss?"

    "Reservation for the mayor."

    "Yeeeeeessssssssssssss!"

    "Why do you talk like that?"

    "I had a strokkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee."
     
  11. BigGuns DA Astele

    Conan O'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIEEEENNN.
     
  12. Bovver M Kaye

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  13. MASTERS S Masters

    love those 2 !!
     
  14. Bender BG Herd

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    McBain: The Full Movie

    McBain from the Simpsons is actually a full length film when you put them all together.






    WAT
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2011
  15. Alec AD Funkotron

    Hahaha, love McBain. There are definitely a lot of other ones missed not in the clip tho.
     
  16. Lukic L Popovic

    I'm thinking about holding another meeting. In bed.
     
  17. TheGreemSim ER Witters

    When someone confuses CPR with CCR. They've done it a few times now iirc.
     

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