Favourite Simpsons Jokes?

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Bender, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. Hughesy JM Hughes

    Did you bother to look at the last 5 seconds? Want to know if it was the same.
     
  2. morgieb MC Burridge

    Class.
     
  3. Bender BG Herd

    Bovine*
     
  4. Hughesy JM Hughes

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    EDIT: ahh **** :ninja:
     
    Last edited: Oct 10, 2010
  5. Bedsey JB Dempsey

    :lol:!!!
     
  6. Verigoat S Verigotta

    STOP THE PRESSES








    ...ok...start the presses
     
  7. Tartmaster AJ James

    B-b-but the poncho...
     
  8. Bender BG Herd

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  9. Scottie NG Scott

    Arnie Pye is one of my favourite secondary characters in the series. He's so quality (and pretty underused).

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    And, of course:

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  10. Tartmaster AJ James

    Lisa: Look at the wonders of modern technology now.
    Homer: Wonders, Lisa, or blunders?
    Lisa: I think that was implied by what i just said.
    Homer: Implied or implode?
    Lisa: Mom, make him stop!
     
  11. Verigoat S Verigotta

    "Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!
     
  12. Tartmaster AJ James

    Homer:Oh, I see. Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package. (everyone looks at him) Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.
     
  13. Bedsey JB Dempsey

    By the way I was being sarcastic.
     
  14. Tartmaster AJ James

    Oh, a 5 THIR-teen, I'll handle it.
    *Tips water on the panel*
     
  15. Bender BG Herd

    It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES?!
     
  16. Tartmaster AJ James

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  17. Bender BG Herd

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    love the original of this too
     
  18. Tartmaster AJ James

    Haha, was just watching that.
    And one of a dudes beard growth over 5 months :p
     
  19. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Otto: Spell ACDC.
    Lisa: ACDC
    Otto: Naha, you forgot the lightning bolt.

    Krusty: Lets just say it moved me, TO A BIGGER HOUSE!
    Krusty: Oh, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

    Homer: You'll have to speak up I wearing a towel.

    Belle: Your son was tresspassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and (raises eyebrow)........ are you wearing a grocery bag?
    Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

    Skinner: But I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there.
     
  20. AVA T Delonge

    This, best episode.
     

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