Favourite Simpsons Jokes?

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Bender, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. Howsie DP Howell

    Haha. Love that one.
     
  2. rabbit boy RA Boy

  3. Farny AP Farnsworth

    Haha. Yeah, I'm amazed they let him do that.
     
  4. Alec AD Funkotron

    Chocolate, half price!
     
  5. Bender BG Herd

  6. Verigoat S Verigotta

    Well don't you get it Bart? Derivative DY equals 3R squared, DR over three or R squared, DR or RDRR.



    (does a little jig)
    Hardy-har-har. Get it?
     
  7. Kegdrinker LA Pilgrim

    Homer: eeny, meeny, miny, moe
    *pushes button*
    Power plant guy: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT BUTTON YOU JUST PUSHED?
    Homer: Yeah, moe.
     
  8. Rusty RST Downpipes

    \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

     
  9. Speirz DG Speirs

    Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
     
  10. Rusty RST Downpipes

  11. El Nino J Torres

  12. Skippos SM Morgan

    My favourite.
     
  13. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Lawyer: 'Now how can we believe that this man would attack a waiter over some thing as trivial as the pronounciation of the word Chowder'

    Quimby's nephew: 'THAT'S CHOWDERRR! I'll kill you, I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in jury!'
     
  14. jazman84 JM Eightyfour

  15. jazman84 JM Eightyfour

  16. Bender BG Herd

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    :lol:!!!!
     
  17. morgieb MC Burridge

    Haha trust you to post it up on your facebook and then here :p
     
  18. Mousey AJ Son

    :laugh:!!!
     
    Last edited: Jan 6, 2011
  19. morgieb MC Burridge

    "Well she had some candy on her but, sweet can, so I grabbed it off her, sweet can"

    "It'll be alright kids, we're gonna start a new life, under the sea!"
     
  20. Tartmaster AJ James

    "I call the big one Bitey"
     

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