Round 1: Lightning FC vs Fanghunters FC @ Tlaloc Park

The sim does spit out commentary that doesnt make sense occassionally.

 

Min. 70 : (fanghunters) B_Immanuel will come on for J_Scholes and play AM

Min. 70 : (fanghunters) S_Verigotta replaces B_Blunder to play as a MF

Min. 70 : (lightning) S_Das with the Cruyff turn
... A thundering drive by S_Das !
... But J_Harding parries the ball
... It’s picked up by the defender, much to the relief of the crowd

Min. 73 : (lightning) S_Das runs at the defender
... The ball rebounds off S_Verigotta back to him!
... That was fortunate, but he continues to go forward!
... S_Das with a bomb of a shot !
... J_Harding makes himself big and wins the ball

Min. 75 : (fanghunters) S_Jey will replace A_Rasmussen and play AM

Min. 75 : (lightning) H_Roberts runs with the ball to the corner flag
... He plays the ball across to S_Das
... B_Immanuel gets the foot in to win the ball

Min. 77 : (lightning) W_Welker takes on the defender
... He gets past him!
... He sees a team mate making a run
... He plays the ball through to J_Torres
... Fine tackle by J_McGrath
... But he can't prevent the corner

Min. 78 : (lightning) W_Welker is taking a throw in
... He is taking a run up at it!
... He throws it long to G_Weaver
... S_Jey intercepts the pass

Min. 78 : (fanghunters) B_Gemmell gains control of the loose ball
... L_Sweetman with an ugly foul
... That looked malicious
... His 2nd yellow card, that's an early shower for him !

Min. 78 : (fanghunters) J_Logan is unmarked!
... J_Logan hits the shot with the inside of the right foot!
... He couldn't have hit that shot much better!!
... R_Hutchinson tips it over !!
... Great goalkeeping there!
... CORNER!
... Swung in by S_Morgan
... The ball comes to S_Bakkum
... He gets the shot away
... It hits the post
... And goes clear

Min. 79 : (lightning) W_Welker is taking a throw in
... He is taking a run up at it!
... He throws it long to S_Das
... S_Das tries the shot !
... But J_Harding tips it over
... CORNER!
... G_Weaver lofts the ball in!
... The ball comes to T_Giggs
... He gets the shot away
... But J_Harding punches it away
... He had to be brave to come for that one

 

If we cant score against 8 men we have no chance this season.

 

I thought you had an injury after yopu used all 3 subs. And you had 2 reds.

 

Min. 81 : (fanghunters) S_Morgan plays it to his team mate for a one-two
... S_Jey decides to keep possession instead!
... He runs towards the goal now!
... S_Jey drives it towards goal !
... But R_Hutchinson punches it away
... That's gone out for a throw in

Min. 83 : (lightning) S_Das knocks it past J_McGrath and runs onto it
... He showed great skill and pace there
... S_Das with a bicycle kick !
... J_Harding makes a difficult save

Min. 83 : (fanghunters) B_Immanuel plays it to his team mate for a one-two
... S_Verigotta keeps possession instead!
... He runs towards the goal now!
... D_Dafter wins the ball with a superb sliding challenge

Min. 84 : (lightning) W_Welker hits the ball through the heart of the defence
... S_Das latches onto it!
... S_Das gets up high for the header !
... It goes wide for a goal kick

Min. 86 : (lightning) T_Giggs pushes it past the defender
... T_Giggs drives the shot in!
... The fans get off there seats!
... But it sails over !!

Min. 87 : (lightning) H_Roberts with a measured ball to S_Das
... The defender fails to control it
... S_Das picks up the loose ball and runs towards goal
... He is one on one with J_Harding
... He slips it underneath J_Harding
... He hits it towards goal!
... GOAL!!
... That goal looks certain to be the winner!
... lightning 2-1 fanghunters ...

Min. 87 : (fanghunters) B_Gemmell with the dribble
... He's clean through
... The fans are on their feet
... B_Gemmell with a thundering shot!
... It flies wide!
... He should have hit the target at least!!

Min. 88 : (REF) The board goes up indicating that there are 4 minutes of time to be added on

Min. 88 : (lightning) J_Torres brings the ball into the opposing area
... E_Witters makes himself available
... But J_McGrath puts the ball out of play

Min. 89 : (lightning) H_Roberts has the ball
... He knocks the ball past T_Clough
... He puts in J_Torres!
... S_Morgan bundles the player over!!
... That’s a foul!!
... The ref looks across to his assistant!
... Play on!

 

FFS! What a joke.

 

Min. 90 : (lightning) J_Torres sidesteps his marker
... He's been running his marker ragged all game
... J_Torres unleashes a pile driver !
... But the ball goes harmlessly wide

Min. 91 : (lightning) E_Witters slides it through the middle to S_Das
... S_Verigotta reads the game well and cuts out the pass!

Min. 92 : (lightning) W_Welker has the ball
... He knocks the ball past T_Clough
... He puts in S_Das!
... S_Das with the spectacular bicycle kick!
... J_Harding with the save
... He holds onto it as well!