Season 10 Scheduling Option

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Cribbage, Jan 19, 2011.

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  1. Option A

    21.3%
  2. Option B

    73.3%
  3. Shit format

    5.3%
  1. Speirz DG Speirs

    MF a chance I'd say.
     
  2. Rusty RST Downpipes

    I assumed as much, but somehow misread Wilson as being in the Northern side... Found a few threads so a bit more up to speed. Rep sides don't appear to have altered much since I'd been absent, though I guess they were held approx. 102 years ago.
     
  3. McGrath JE McGrath

    With Gooders not signing you have a fair chance tbh. Although you have competition from Veri and Marto
     
  4. Athlai JJD Heads

    Why would I wear Tweed?
     
  5. Cribbage RG Cribb

    The Gamblers have lots of bowlers though, he might struggle to get a game in first grade. Then again it's on the conditions of Choco not signing anyway.

    Queensland's first game will one round into the BS season though so I can't see MF getting picked for it.
     
  6. Speirz DG Speirs

    Not enough tweed headwear out there.
     
  7. Rusty RST Downpipes

    Gun post, WAG.
     
  8. Speirz DG Speirs

    Yeah, fair points.
     
  9. Rusty RST Downpipes

    Soooooooo reminds me of The Sexless Innkeeper

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    The Sexless Innkeeper (Barney)

    ‘Twas the night before New Years
    and the weather grew mean
    It was three in the morning
    and I was stranded in Queens!
    The tavern grew empty
    the gaslights grew dim
    the horse-drawn carriages
    were all but snowed in.
    Last call was approaching
    and my fortunes looked bleak
    then I turned to my left
    and stifled a shriek.
    She had a peach fuzz beard
    and weighed sixteen stone
    She gobbled up hot wings
    and swallowed the bones.
    I muffled a scream
    and threw up in my mouth
    I asked, “where do you live?”
    and she said, “one block south.”
    I swallowed my pride
    and six shots of whiskey
    and prayed to the gods
    that she wasn’t too frisky
    Back in her cave
    She prepared us a snack
    ‘neath her mighty hooves
    the floorboards did crack.
    But when she returned
    she found a sound sleeper
    and thus she became
    the sexless innkeeper.



    The Sexless Innkeeper (Ted)

    ‘Twas the night before this one
    I had hours to kill
    I sat in the tavern
    grading parchments with quill
    A busty young lassie
    flashed me a grin
    Her garb said classy
    but her eyes whispered sin
    She said, “you’re a teacher?”
    I said, “yes indeed.”
    “I must have you,” she moaned.
    “I’m turned on by tweed!”
    With haste we did scamper
    to my chamber anon
    Fell to the couch
    and, bro, it was on.
    I unlaced her bodice
    our passions grew deeper
    and thus ends the tale
    of the sexless innkeeper.
     
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2011
  10. Rusty RST Downpipes

    So much better with video, but slack for finding it.
     
  11. Athlai JJD Heads

    I know the one you mean.
     
  12. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    MF a good shot if BTF doesn't sign
    He agreed to sign today to me on FB, but he is a lazy nigger.
    He will only play 1sts if BTF doesn't sign, TBH.
     
  13. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    Has MF even played a game in seconds yet? Seems a bit much for him to debut in First Grade.
     
  14. morgieb MC Burridge

    He played, but for only like 1 game or something.

    Anyway Choco signed, so that's out of the picture.
     
  15. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    It wasn't choco who they were waiting on was it, it was BTF...
     
  16. morgieb MC Burridge

    It was both of them, and I'd dare say Lukic'll start ahead of M_F.
     
  17. RyanG R Gee

    B. On the condition that the Vipers games are played before 1 o'clock when I head down to the local for the Sunday Session. :p
     
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2011
  18. Cevno IV Narang

    Selected B.
     
  19. RyanG R Gee

  20. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Your scores:

    113 & 24 v GB
    37 v VIC
    59 & 6 v NZ
    0 & 9 v NSW
    69 & 10 v NSW (semi-final)

    327 runs @ 36.33 (1 hundred, 2 fifties)

    So you did okay. Pretty much what you said.
     

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