Seasonal Rugby Rumour Mill

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	CricketWeb Crabs	Gamblers	Hurricanes	Sharks			Spartans	Vikings
	@Crabs		%srgamblers	%srhurricanes	%sharks		%spartans	%vikings
1	Insane Bolt		Benny Read	Jonty Rhodes	David Dafter		Joshua Ritchie	Ishan Narang
2	Volt Man		Aaron O'Neill	Chris Smith	Eddie Morris		Alan Izett	Tom Delonge
3	Os du Toit		Wes Welker	Alan Parker	Shane Masters		Dave Eggman	Ryan Gayler
4	Double Dong		Morgan Burridge	Jason Denton	James McDougal		Heath Davis	Choco Man
5	Bruce Force		Jack Dempsey	James Torres	Sam Verigotta		John McGrath	Donald Boland
6	Jake Howe		Siege Morgan	Reece Fittaman	Simon Laing		Michael Chung	Ben Manera
7	Crossfire Hurricane	Simon Humble	League Lover	Lee Sweetman		Callum Laing	Mike Martyn
8	Zinzan Brumby		Brett Gemmell	Leumas Himann	Dexter Astele		Marcuss Deane	Theo Miokovic
9	Mark Phifteenplus	Ben Hornby	Luke Pilgrim	Sam Bakkum		Rob Cribb	Haydos Bots
10	Ivan Ryabovol		Luke Lukic	Ed Ames		Matthew Scoble		Jake Luffman	Aaron Hunt
11	Daniel Speirs		Luke Tyson	Damien Taylor	Chris Devonsh'e		Al Farnsworth	Andrew James
12	John Heads		Adam Vago	Gareth Weaver	Sam Graham		Paddy Orr	Steve Cambridge
13	Sam Somerset		Ged King	Karwin Rogers	Eliott Witters		Kyle Tait	Henry Marshall
14	Koal Kao		Truman Lee	Kelvin Fung	Regan Hutchin'n		Lucas Schaw	Ben Herd
15	Sticky Phlegm		Ben Taylor	Alistair Son	Jordan Logan		Bobby Blunder	Ben Jacobs
						
16	Michael Portillo	Brett Hall	Simon Nova	James Hughes		Matt Dorn	Jono Chewie
17	Kyle Wright		Jaz Eightyfour	Chad Dyer	Reece Fisher		Dion Alessi	Cam Darts
18	Chris Raftery		Jimmy Read	Keith Rask	Bibu Immanuel		Charlie Downes	Jonny Ridd
19	Ginger Furball		Zach Poole	Kim Glensor	Paul Oz			Geoff Smith	Dirk Diggler
20	Geraint Martyn		[Vacant]	Brian Quilty	[Vacant]		Ali Farhat	Mate Perry
21	Hal Teja		[Vacant]	[Vacant]	[Vacant]		Nick Scott	[Vacant]
22	Pretzel Sparkle		[Vacant]	[Vacant]	[Vacant]		Ben Storer	[Vacant]
						
S	22			19		20		19			22		20
A	98			62		49		42			29		51
WR	102.5			160.1		203.5		240.8			344.8		195.6
SA	118.1			94.8		78.5		78.5			40.7		72.6
SR	84.6			105.5		127.3		127.5			245.8		137.7

 

Gamblers are now full.

Vikings need 1
Hurricanes need 2
Sharks still need 3 and will need to pull finger if they wish to avoid a points deduction for general annoyingness.

 

Probably until early next week. I'm out at the cricket tonight and out drinking tomorrow night so the earliest the last Test can be simmed is Sunday.

 

Uncontracted Players

AdamSmith
Harvez
Sexy Yama (Muesli)
High Flying Dwarf
notsure
Amiya
Flack
Tadeusz
Ari
ajstroud
Alej
CCG
Howsie
Ethan
NM11
Youngman
UltimateM
Rabbit Boy
Arheiner
Stormer
Gumby
Shagger
Sizzler
Rusty
cloughie09
Nick
RLH
Zohaib
Dave
Jeffy
Mitch92
Alec Bannerman
Slyza
RDawson88
Scottyc97
Chapnis
Das09
Pretzel
Shri
Sid
Z-T

 

I heard a rumour that the Gamblers were shoo-ins for the title, I can confirm this.

 

Not even a shoo-in for the wooden spoon.

Anyway, we're now only waiting on the Canes to sign two more players. Everyone else has a full 22.

 

They still are. Unable to sign players, can't get their act together to get a name changed, couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery etc. etc.