Tarts (11) Tries: Andrew James x 1 Penalties: Zohaib Ikram x (2/5) Conversions: Zohaib Ikram x (0/1) Morgies (31) Tries: Benny Read x 1, Al Farnsworth x 1, Gunner Shriram x 1, Sam Graham x 1 Penalties: Jake Howe x (1/4) Conversions: Jake Howe x (4/4)
Code: Tarts TOTAL SCRUMS WON 13 SCRUMS LOST 6 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 2 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 1 LINE OUTS WON 9 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 3 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 3 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 1 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 5 MAULS WON 0 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 225 POSSESSION 39% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 840 TERRITORY (seconds) 48% SCRUM METRES 11 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 16 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 12 TACKLES MADE 80 TACKLES MISSED 7 HANDLING ERRORS 9 Morgies TOTAL SCRUMS WON 6 SCRUMS LOST 13 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 1 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 3 LINE OUTS WON 12 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 3 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 1 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 0 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 6 MAULS WON 2 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 502 POSSESSION 61% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 1065 TERRITORY (seconds) 52% SCRUM METRES 10 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 12 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 16 TACKLES MADE 61 TACKLES MISSED 2 HANDLING ERRORS 15
Code: Team Position MTkO MTk TkM BTk HE RM R PnG KMiP KMPen KiP KE PenIP GA GS CA CS LB NR IEAG OS HITR SI MM LFG LFE LOOB LOS LOI BT TC RC TA T LBA SIF SWF SWAF Time SCP Rating Cobra Classif'd Morgies Scrum Half 0 0 0 1 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 20 13.25 n/a Al Farnsworth Morgies Wing - 1 1 0 2 2 0 29 2 0 11 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 20 34.55 n/a Roger Mellie Morgies Tighthead Prop 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 0 0 0 5 0 30 2.5 2 Chris Smith Morgies Hooker/Rake 2 0 2 0 1 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 9 0 0 0 0 3 1 50 16.75 5 Ben Herd Morgies Wing - 1 1 1 2 7 0 63 7 0 12 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 60 42.1 8 Luke Pilgrim Morgies Scrum Half 1 0 0 1 0 3 1 0 5 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 2 0 3 0 0 0 60 22.75 5 Joshua Ritchie Morgies Tighthead Prop 1 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 6 0 0 0 0 1 1 24 0 0 0 0 8 1 80 25.25 5 Benny Read Morgies Loosehead Prop 0 0 11 4 0 40 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 1 49 0 1 0 1 8 1 80 116.5 10 Bobby Blunder Morgies Full Back 1 0 4 9 1 39 9 0 174 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 56.7 8 Jake Howe Morgies B'side Flanker 1 0 6 6 0 38 6 0 0 56 0 0 4 4 1 4 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 30 0 0 0 0 8 1 80 70.25 8 Damien Taylor Morgies Wing - 2 1 0 5 3 1 34 3 0 21 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 29.3 7 League Lover Morgies Number 8 1 0 4 1 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 17 0 0 0 0 8 1 80 23.7 5 Morgan Burridge Morgies Second Row - 1 2 0 5 3 3 27 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 33 0 0 0 0 8 1 80 44.65 7 Sam Green Morgies Outside Centre 2 0 2 9 1 52 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 80 43.5 8 Donald Boland Morgies Second Row - 2 0 0 2 0 5 22 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 1 2 23 0 0 1 0 8 1 80 15.9 4 Gunner Shriram Morgies Fly Half 2 0 1 4 1 28 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 1 0 0 0 0 80 29.5 6 Sam Graham Morgies Inside Centre 4 1 2 10 0 62 9 1 9 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 0 1 0 0 0 0 80 62.95 8 Siege Morgan Morgies O'side Flanker 2 0 8 4 1 47 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 2 0 0 1 27 0 0 1 0 8 1 80 62.95 8 Hache Emm Tarts Full Back 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 -2.5 n/a Simon Humble Tarts O'side Flanker 0 0 0 0 1 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 4 0 20 -2.85 n/a Alan Parker Tarts Tighthead Prop 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 4 0 20 5.5 n/a Charlie Downes Tarts O'side Flanker 4 1 4 0 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 1 0 8 0 60 20.3 5 Kovana Solosolo Tarts Tighthead Prop 2 1 7 0 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 22 0 0 0 0 8 0 60 23.25 6 Geoff Smith Tarts Full Back 3 0 3 3 0 17 3 0 22 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 70 21.1 5 Brett Gemmell Tarts Number 8 10 1 2 3 0 49 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 31 0 0 0 0 12 0 80 46.45 8 Chris Raftery Tarts Wing - 2 8 0 0 5 0 23 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 16.25 5 Wes Welker Tarts Loosehead Prop 2 1 17 0 1 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 26 0 0 0 3 12 0 80 58.5 8 Luke Popovic Tarts Scrum Half 4 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 1 0 1 0 0 0 80 16.5 4 Chad Dyer Tarts Fly Half 9 0 2 4 0 13 4 0 163 0 13 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 22.65 5 Ryu Yamadera Tarts Hooker/Rake 0 0 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 18 0 0 0 0 12 0 80 23.75 5 Paddy Orr Tarts Outside Centre 1 0 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 -2.25 0 Michael Chung Tarts B'side Flanker 2 0 13 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 1 1 30 0 0 0 0 12 0 80 38.45 7 Andrew James Tarts Wing - 1 10 1 5 4 0 45 4 0 17 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 21 0 1 0 0 0 0 80 47.1 8 John McGrath Tarts Second Row - 2 1 0 9 0 1 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 17 0 0 0 0 12 0 80 34.6 6 Bruce Force Tarts Second Row - 1 1 0 6 0 1 16 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 13 0 33 0 0 0 0 12 0 80 77.85 9 Zohaib Ikram Tarts Inside Centre 5 1 3 3 0 14 3 0 0 124 0 0 6 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 26.95 6
Code: Team Position Time SCP Rating POTS/COTS Benny Read Morgies Loosehead Prop 80 116.5 10 3 Bruce Force Tarts Second Row - 1 80 77.85 9 2 Jake Howe Morgies B'side Flanker 80 70.25 8 1 Sam Graham Morgies Inside Centre 80 62.95 8 Siege Morgan Morgies O'side Flanker 80 62.95 8 Wes Welker Tarts Loosehead Prop 80 58.5 8 Bobby Blunder Morgies Full Back 80 56.7 8 Andrew James Tarts Wing - 1 80 47.1 8 Brett Gemmell Tarts Number 8 80 46.45 8 Sam Green Morgies Outside Centre 80 43.5 8 Ben Herd Morgies Wing - 1 60 42.1 8 Morgan Burridge Morgies Second Row - 1 80 44.65 7 Michael Chung Tarts B'side Flanker 80 38.45 7 Damien Taylor Morgies Wing - 2 80 29.3 7 John McGrath Tarts Second Row - 2 80 34.6 6 Gunner Shriram Morgies Fly Half 80 29.5 6 Zohaib Ikram Tarts Inside Centre 80 26.95 6 Kovana Solosolo Tarts Tighthead Prop 60 23.25 6 Joshua Ritchie Morgies Tighthead Prop 80 25.25 5 Ryu Yamadera Tarts Hooker/Rake 80 23.75 5 League Lover Morgies Number 8 80 23.7 5 Luke Pilgrim Morgies Scrum Half 60 22.75 5 Chad Dyer Tarts Fly Half 80 22.65 5 Geoff Smith Tarts Full Back 70 21.1 5 Charlie Downes Tarts O'side Flanker 60 20.3 5 Chris Smith Morgies Hooker/Rake 50 16.75 5 Chris Raftery Tarts Wing - 2 80 16.25 5 Luke Popovic Tarts Scrum Half 80 16.5 4 Donald Boland Morgies Second Row - 2 80 15.9 4 -1 Roger Mellie Morgies Tighthead Prop 30 2.5 2 -2 Paddy Orr Tarts Outside Centre 80 -2.25 0 -3 Simon Humble Tarts O'side Flanker 20 -2.85 n/a Hache Emm Tarts Full Back 10 -2.5 n/a Alan Parker Tarts Tighthead Prop 20 5.5 n/a Cobra Classif'd Morgies Scrum Half 20 13.25 n/a Al Farnsworth Morgies Wing - 1 20 34.55 n/a
The best (and about the only) goalkicking flanker I have heard about is Welshman John Taylor (not from Duran Duran). He kicked the winning goal from the sideline in the last minute to beat Scotland by one point in the 1971 Five Nations. (A bit before my time obviously *cough.) Barry John was the kicker but he had been concussed earlier on the game and was right-footed so they decided the left-footed John Taylor had a better chance of kicking it. He duly slotted it straight down the middle to win the game. Some more interesting stuff on Wiki about his stance against apartheid here: "One Welsh journalist called this "the greatest conversion since Saint Paul". "He was notable for the stand he took against apartheid after visiting South Africa in 1968. Taylor was invited on the 1974 Lions tour to that country but made it clear he would follow his conscience and he refused to tour. He also refused to play against the South Africans during their 1969-1970 Tour of Britain and Ireland. It was Taylor's refusal to face the South Africans for Wales in 1970 that cost him a place with the Barbarians. After Mervyn Davies fell ill before the classic 1973 Barbarian encounter against the All Blacks, Taylor's name was suggested as a replacement. The club secretary for the Barbarians, Brigadier Glyn Hughes, responded negatively to the idea with the response "He's not playing. The man's a Communist!" <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-2"></sup>
Done some more research on goalkicking flankers and forwards. There was a French dude, Jean Prat, in the 40s and 50s who kicked goals regularly. He kicked 26 conversions, 15 penalties and 5 dropped goals in tests. He had the record for points scored by a forward before John Eales came along and accumulated 173 in his 86 appearances for Australia. Eales points comprised two tries (one valued at four points and the other at five), 31 conversions and 34 penalty goals. Other goal-kicking forwards of note are: Welshman Allan Martin (long-range 1970s). England lock John Currie landed a few goals as an occasional kicker in the 1950s and Tiny Naudé, the Springbok lock of the 1960s, landed 15 goals in Tests. Ireland's Stewart McKinney (against Scotland in 1974) and New Zealand's Gary Seear (against France in 1977) were back-row forwards who landed memorable one-off long-range penalty goals.
Bobbities (23) Tries: Truman Lee x 1, Cunning Stunt x 1 Penalties: Jake Luffman x (3/4) Conversions: Jake Luffman x (2/2) Morporks (29) Tries: Geraint Martyn x 1, Dion Alessi x 1, Chuck Faldo x 2 Penalties: Dion Alessi x (1/3) Conversions: Dion Alessi x (3/4)
Code: Bobbities TOTAL SCRUMS WON 15 SCRUMS LOST 12 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 1 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 2 LINE OUTS WON 4 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 1 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 1 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 0 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 6 MAULS WON 1 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 305 POSSESSION 50% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 570 TERRITORY (seconds) 55% SCRUM METRES 18 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 14 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 9 TACKLES MADE 60 TACKLES MISSED 0 HANDLING ERRORS 21 Morporks TOTAL SCRUMS WON 12 SCRUMS LOST 15 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 2 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 8 LINE OUTS WON 9 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 4 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 2 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 0 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 2 MAULS WON 1 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 359 POSSESSION 50% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 960 TERRITORY (seconds) 45% SCRUM METRES 17 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 9 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 14 TACKLES MADE 65 TACKLES MISSED 5 HANDLING ERRORS 15
Code: Team Position MTkO MTk TkM BTk HE RM R PnG KMiP KMPen KiP KE PenIP GA GS CA CS LB NR IEAG OS HITR SI MM LFG LFE LOOB LOS LOI BT TC RC TA T LBA SIF SWF SWAF Time SCP Rating Ishan Narang Morporks Tighthead Prop 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 10 4 n/a Nick Scott Morporks Second Row - 2 0 0 2 0 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 2 0 30 18.35 7 Choco Man Morporks Second Row - 2 2 2 0 0 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 9 0 0 0 0 10 1 50 5.5 2 Samuel Vimes Morporks Tighthead Prop 0 0 6 2 4 20 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 27 0 0 0 1 11 1 70 43 8 Callum Laing Morporks O'side Flanker 2 0 5 5 0 30 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 29 0 0 0 0 12 1 80 45.1 7 Dirk Diggler Morporks Wing - 1 4 0 2 6 0 17 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 80 31.75 7 Jonty Rhodes Morporks Hooker/Rake 0 0 8 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 2 0 0 0 1 1 16 0 0 0 1 12 1 80 29.5 5 Scott Flack Morporks Scrum Half 2 0 4 1 0 10 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 3.5 1 Gareth Weaver Morporks Inside Centre 5 0 2 7 0 33 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 11 1 0 0 0 0 0 80 36.5 7 Geraint Martyn Morporks Number 8 4 0 8 14 0 84 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 2 2 25 2 1 0 0 12 1 80 121.1 10 Dion Alessi Morporks Fly Half 2 1 2 7 1 47 7 0 7 127 2 0 8 3 1 4 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 80 55.95 8 Mike Martyn Morporks B'side Flanker 2 0 4 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 0 0 0 0 12 1 80 20.35 5 Sticky Phlegm Morporks Full Back 2 0 3 4 1 24 4 0 129 0 13 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 23.95 5 Hal Teja Morporks Second Row - 1 1 1 4 0 5 26 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 17 0 0 0 0 12 1 80 17.85 5 Herr Burger Morporks Loosehead Prop 0 0 11 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 21 0 0 0 0 12 1 80 34.5 6 Chuck Faldo Morporks Outside Centre 6 1 2 4 0 31 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0 2 0 0 0 0 80 43.75 8 Uve Locity Morporks Wing - 2 7 0 2 2 0 18 2 0 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 13 5 JJ Gravell Bobbities Outside Centre 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 -3.25 n/a Pooter O'Mooh'y Bobbities Scrum Half 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 -0.25 n/a Big McLargeHuge Bobbities Tighthead Prop 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 2 3 0 20 0.5 n/a Dave Eggman Bobbities Tighthead Prop 0 0 5 0 2 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 1 14 0 60 21.5 6 Darren Cave Bobbities Outside Centre 5 0 3 3 2 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 70 16 5 Fvdr Westhuizen Bobbities Scrum Half 4 0 0 5 1 29 5 0 7 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 5 1 0 4 0 0 0 70 37.1 6 Eddie Morris Bobbities Loosehead Prop 1 0 8 2 0 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 37 0 0 0 0 17 0 80 44.5 7 Okoudou Gbagbo Bobbities Hooker/Rake 3 0 6 3 1 15 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 7 1 0 0 0 4 0 31 0 0 0 0 17 0 80 54.25 7 JD Hurricane Bobbities Number 8 1 0 11 4 1 28 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 1 1 0 10 1 28 0 0 1 0 17 0 80 94.45 10 Truman Lee Bobbities Wing - 1 6 0 2 2 0 14 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7 0 1 0 0 0 0 80 23.5 6 Jake Luffman Bobbities Fly Half 6 0 3 5 0 41 5 0 175 47 14 0 2 4 3 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 63.85 8 Sam Verigotta Bobbities Second Row - 1 2 0 5 1 3 13 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 18 0 0 0 0 17 0 80 22.85 5 Bobrad Smith Bobbities Inside Centre 7 0 5 3 1 21 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 19 5 Yeeb Bobbities B'side Flanker 1 0 5 0 2 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 13 0 0 0 0 17 0 80 8.2 2 Alex Mediocre Bobbities Wing - 2 4 0 1 4 0 22 4 0 12 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 80 22.1 6 A Sciappapetre Bobbities O'side Flanker 4 0 4 1 1 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 14 0 0 0 0 17 0 80 13.2 3 Element Freak Bobbities Second Row - 2 4 0 0 1 4 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 13 0 0 0 0 17 0 80 9.6 2 Cunning Stunt Bobbities Full Back 4 0 1 6 1 77 6 0 12 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 80 51.85 7
Code: Team Position Time SCP Rating POTS/COTS Geraint Martyn Morporks Number 8 80 121.1 10 3 JD Hurricane Bobbities Number 8 80 94.45 10 2 Jake Luffman Bobbities Fly Half 80 63.85 8 1 Dion Alessi Morporks Fly Half 80 55.95 8 Chuck Faldo Morporks Outside Centre 80 43.75 8 Samuel Vimes Morporks Tighthead Prop 70 43 8 Okoudou Gbagbo Bobbities Hooker/Rake 80 54.25 7 Cunning Stunt Bobbities Full Back 80 51.85 7 Callum Laing Morporks O'side Flanker 80 45.1 7 Eddie Morris Bobbities Loosehead Prop 80 44.5 7 Gareth Weaver Morporks Inside Centre 80 36.5 7 Dirk Diggler Morporks Wing - 1 80 31.75 7 Nick Scott Morporks Second Row - 2 30 18.35 7 Fvd Westhuizen Bobbities Scrum Half 70 37.1 6 Herr Burger Morporks Loosehead Prop 80 34.5 6 Truman Lee Bobbities Wing - 1 80 23.5 6 Alex Mediocre Bobbities Wing - 2 80 22.1 6 Dave Eggman Bobbities Tighthead Prop 60 21.5 6 Jonty Rhodes Morporks Hooker/Rake 80 29.5 5 Sticky Phlegm Morporks Full Back 80 23.95 5 Sam Verigotta Bobbities Second Row - 1 80 22.85 5 Mike Martyn Morporks B'side Flanker 80 20.35 5 Bobrad Smith Bobbities Inside Centre 80 19 5 Hal Teja Morporks Second Row - 1 80 17.85 5 Darren Cave Bobbities Outside Centre 70 16 5 Uve Locity Morporks Wing - 2 80 13 5 A Sciappapetre Bobbities O'side Flanker 80 13.2 3 Element Freak Bobbities Second Row - 2 80 9.6 2 Yeeb Bobbities B'side Flanker 80 8.2 2 -1 Choco Man Morporks Second Row - 2 50 5.5 2 -2 Scott Flack Morporks Scrum Half 80 3.5 1 -3 JJ Gravell Bobbities Outside Centre 10 -3.25 n/a Pooter O'Mooh'y Bobbities Scrum Half 10 -0.25 n/a Big McLargeHuge Bobbities Tighthead Prop 20 0.5 n/a Ishan Narang Morporks Tighthead Prop 10 4 n/a
It might be easy to play alongside me, but it usually means the other Lock has a shocker - the ball doesn't go to them in the line out, if you need someone to make a drive, the ball comes to me. If you can perform solidly when I'm the other lock, you're probably doing well!
